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Abortion Top Priority of 2nd Biden Term [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 January 2024 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/16/2024 10:08:09 AM PST by John Semmens

Biden deputy campaign manager Quentin Fulks went on NBC's Meet the Press to reassure voters that "restoring every woman's right to abort her unwanted child that was granted by the Supreme Court in its 1973 Roe v. Wade decision is President Biden's top priority. It is unfathomable that women today have less rights than their ancestors had years ago."

"Just the other day Vice-President Harris pointed out that preventing a prospective mother from aborting her child is a cruel act," Fulks said. "Not only does it go against the 13th Amendment's abolition of slavery, it also subjects the child to the resentment of the mother forced to give birth. In most cases this is a fate worse than the death that an abortion would rescue the child from having to experience."

Biden's former White House chief of staff Ron Klain predicted that "abortion is going to be the decisive issue in the 2024 campaign. The economy stinks. The threat of a third world war is worrying. But the prospect of having to give birth to a child you don't want scares the pants off most female voters. They see it as a 20-year sentence of bondage to the care of an unneeded human in an already overpopulated world. As the self-proclaimed 'most pro-life president in American history' Trump will earn their enmity and lose to the more compassionate and reliable guarantor of their basic rights--President Joe Biden."

First Lady Jill Biden emphasized that "there can be no compromise with those who oppose this essential freedom, no limitations on the timing of the abortion. It must be up until the child has emerged from the womb. And the rules must be the same in every part of America. No state can be permitted to impose its own limits. No taxpayer can be allowed to escape their responsibility to help pay for this essential health care."

In related news, abortion continues to be the world's number one cause of death for humans. In the just completed year 2023 abortion killed 44.6 million human beings. This dwarfed other major causes of death (communicable diseases killed 12.9 million, cancer killed 8.2 million, smoking killed 4.9 million, alcohol killed 2.4 million, HIV/AIDS killed 1.6 million, traffic crashes killed 1.3 million, and 1 million committed suicide) by a wide margin.

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cruelty; overpopulation; satire; slavery

1 posted on 01/16/2024 10:08:09 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

At least they admit that the babies are just “unwanted”. Now they need to admit that the Democrat party needs the innocent blood in order to appease their master in Hell.


2 posted on 01/16/2024 10:21:46 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: John Semmens

“Kill the baby” has been the Democrat party prime Directive since about 1970. Why would that change?


3 posted on 01/16/2024 11:41:55 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...

4 posted on 01/16/2024 8:43:13 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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