Posted on 08/20/2023 2:33:08 PM PDT by DFG
CALIFORNIA — Hurricane Hilary made landfall today in California, quickly destroying tens of thousands of emails upon her arrival.
"My house is fine, but my email server -- annihilated," said San Diego resident Jim McKay. "Nature is so weird like that."
Despite weakening to a category one hurricane, Hilary still packed a vicious punch upon making landfall. "I'm ok, but the storm somehow crushed my cell phone," said local woman Alicia Gonzales. "I mean, it's like someone took a hammer to this thing. People are letting down their guard because Hilary has weakened, but she's still got power where it counts."
According to officials, the final toll of Hilary's destruction may range into the hundreds of thousands of emails. "It may be a catastrophic loss - of data, at least," said Los Angeles mayor Karen Bass. "I myself was not spared, as all e-mails relating to bribery money from USC and my friendly relations to the Castro family have been wiped out. Sad!"
At publishing time, experts reported that Hurricane Hilary's weakening was due to a southward moving tropical depression named Donald.
LOL!
That is funny.
Ha!
75mph winds are scrubbing, like with a cloth.
I wonder if the Bee cites any casualties from the ‘crossfire’...
“What happened?”
What difference — at this point — does it make?
She ain’t in no ways tired...
Seriously, all you Freepers in California, I hope your emails are OK.
It is raining vodka and bleach!
Not to worry - soon the weakened disturbance will be unceremoniously tossed into the back of nearby van like a limp sack of potatoes, with the view obstructed by a small army of minions, observed perhaps by only a single bystander recording the scene as a cell phone video.
5.1 Earthquake in LA. Weren’t seen nothing yet.
Several deaths were recorded as former associates of the Clintons were killed in the storm. Most found sitting alone with bullet holes and stab wounds on their bodies.
Lightning or COVID is reported to be the likely cause of the deaths.
The entire area was left smelling of cabbage, urine and farts.
Fueled by hot sauce 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best headline ever. LMAO
Wiped clean, Baby...
Hillary is responsible for at least one death in Mexico. After review it has been determined that it was suicide by hurricane.
I note that the name of the hurricane is spelled with one “L”. I’m sure that’s NOT deliberate, done to avoid throwing any shade on “Hillary”. /sarc
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