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Hunter Laptop Lie Admitted [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Jan 2023 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/23/2023 9:48:16 AM PST by John Semmens

The October 2020 letter alleging that damaging content on Hunter Biden's abandoned laptop was Russian disinformation and was signed by former Defense Secretary Leon Panetta, former Director of National intelligence James Clapper, and former CIA Director John Brennan and others is now admitted to be a lie.

Former US intel official Douglas Wise now says "we all knew the Hunter laptop had to be real, but signed the letter claiming it wasn't because we all knew that, true or false, it was essential to prevent Trump from being reelected. As post-election polls showed, 17% of those who voted for Biden would have changed their vote if the veracity of the laptop contents had been acknowledged prior to casting their votes."

"As we saw it, the sleaze and corruption documented by the laptop were a lesser threat to the country than four more years of MAGA extremism," Wise added. "Sometimes dirty deeds have to be done to save the country from a worse fate than an incompetent president. So, like President Biden has said about himself, we don't regret a single thing we did to help him defeat Trump in 2020."

In related news, Hunter Biden has filed a lawsuit aimed at preventing the daughter born from his sexual encounter with an Arkansas stripper from using Biden as her last name. "Look, I'm doing the kid a favor," the President's son claimed. "Considering how infamous the Biden name will become after all the truth comes out, no one would want to have to admit they're related to me or the Big Guy."

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: brennan; clapper; lawsuit; panetta; satire

1 posted on 01/23/2023 9:48:16 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Well that’ll put cuffs on branDUHn finally right?


2 posted on 01/23/2023 9:49:21 AM PST by rktman (Destroy America from within? Check! WTH? Enlisted USN 1967 to end up with this? 😕)
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To: John Semmens

Former US intel official Douglas Wise now says “we all knew the Hunter laptop had to be real, but signed the letter claiming it wasn’t because we all knew that, true or false, it was essential to prevent Trump from being reelected. As post-election polls showed, 17% of those who voted for Biden would have changed their vote if the veracity of the laptop contents had been acknowledged prior to casting their votes.”

“As we saw it, the sleaze and corruption documented by the laptop were a lesser threat to the country than four more years of MAGA extremism,” Wise added. “Sometimes dirty deeds have to be done to save the country from a worse fate than an incompetent president. So, like President Biden has said about himself, we don’t regret a single thing we did to help him defeat Trump in 2020.”

So....This guy is basically saying that he supports Joe Biden and Hunter’s business deals, and the use of Top Secret, and Classified Materials, made accessible for the multi-billion dollar deals with China and State department money coming back to the US Politicians. He supported this because it was better than Trump and MAGA extremism.

So supporting Treason, and I am not using that term loosely here, is better than Trump and MAGA. You really can’t fix that kind of broken, but you could potentially hang it from a gallows.


3 posted on 01/23/2023 9:57:46 AM PST by Pete Dovgan
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To: John Semmens

This site is TOO CLSE to real to be effective satire (plus satire is usually way funnier, if done correctly)


4 posted on 01/23/2023 10:40:40 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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