Biden Mishandles Classified Documents [semi-satire]

The Democrats’ quest to demonize former President Donald Trump for having classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago residence in Florida was dealt a serious setback when it was disclosed this week that President Biden had stashes of classified documents–some of them marked “Top Secret”–in separate locations.

One of the locations was the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington, DC. This “think tank” was funded by a grant of $54 million from donors linked to the Chinese Communist Party.

A second location was in a garage where he keeps his Corvette at his home in Wilmington, Delaware. Biden rejected suggestions that a garage might not be a very secure site, saying “my Corvette’s in a locked garage so it’s not like it’s sitting on the street.” Notably, the surveillance cameras at the address were disconnected a few years back because an excessive number of false alarms sparked complaints from neighbors.

A third location now undergoing a search for classified documents is an office shared by Joe and Hunter Biden with CEFC China Energy. Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre expressed doubt that any classified documents would turn up “because the President was between his terms as vice-president and his later election as president. The partnership was solely focused on profit-making opportunities in oil and gas, not matters of national security.” She rebuffed allegations that the President had falsely denied any knowledge of his son’s business activities, saying “the President was just a figurehead whose name was being used to help open doors for his son–something any good father would do for a son.”

Not everyone was buying these innocent explanations. Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga) claimed “the President’s enemies are setting him up. Those MAGA terrorist dudes know where the President’s home is. They probably waited until he was far away on his border inspection to sneak in and dump the classified stuff in his garage.” This suspicion was also voiced on ABC’s “The View” where Joy Behar, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sunny Hostin reasoned that “since the key beneficiary of this turn of events is Trump we have to believe his supporters may have engineered this seemingly fortuitous blemish on the President’s sterling record of achievement.”

House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif) called the differential treatment of Trump and Biden “further evidence of DOJ’s blatant political bias. The DOJ was first aware of Biden’s mishandled documents on November 2, 2022, yet declined to make this information public so as ‘not to influence the elections’ six days later. They had no such qualms about staging a well-publicized armed raid on Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence in August 2022. This blatant protection of Democrats and maligning of Republicans is an abuse of the law-enforcement powers entrusted to the DOJ.”

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The difference in how these cases like this are handled is difficult to grasp.

Barack Obama- Gives orders to destroy millions of government records before leaving office. There is poor digitization, no backup copies, and he takes 33,000+ records, some 15k are believed to be classified. He promises to provide the US government copies(digital) of the records, and 7 years later has never provided. The record are unguarded in a furniture warehouse in Chicago with no record of who comes and goes. There is no investigation.

Hillary Clinton has 1300+ classified, and over 100 Top Secret documents on a her private server, put there by government persons under her direction.
Result: Head of the FBI and counterintelligence say……didn’t mean it, nothing to see here. Had two individuals involved who were directly involved with crossfire hurricane- Peter Strzok and James Comey

Joe Biden- As Vice President, clearly took classified documents to areas, and some Top Secret documents, to areas wherein his son, who had business dealing with foreign nations, had access. The Vice President had bills paid by his son, from his business dealings and profit from Chinese and Ukrainian (Burisma). When discovered, lawyers for Biden, NOT the DOJ and the FBI, who had no classified clearances, were in charge of discovering other document stashes. No FBI or DOJ raids. Gets special prosecutor involved with crossfire hurricane coverup.

Donald Trump- keeps mementos for his presidential library. He clearly has kept documents dealing with an illegal political spying operation run by the DNC, FBI, CIA, and DOJ called Crossfire Hurricane. He is probably using these documents to bolster his lawsuit against the parties involved. He publicly announced that they had been declassified before he left office. The records are boxed and gone through by a government agency. The records are placed in a special locked room, in Trumps house with cameras and sign in sheets to come and go. The building has Secret Service inside of it, and cameras on the outside. Beyond that, it sits inside a secure compound, gated. They have digital copies of every document, so the government has copies to do business. Joe Biden, now President, reclassified crossfire hurricane. The White House pressures the Democratic Party sympathetic members of the national records to
Regain the original documents, by claiming that the classified now, and they needs them to do government business. When in negotiations for the records with Trumps lawyers, they use FBI and DOJ assets to raid his private residence. The FBI and DOJ leak that he was selling nuclear secrets, but later admit that all of the files, only a few were classified or reclassified, and the pattern was that of a person gathering mementos for a presidential library. There are special councils assigned, not friendly to Trump, to investigate thus far wild unsubstantiated claims by Democrats…..now saying he obstructed. The same charge the democrats have claimed with two impeachments and with crossfire hurricane illegal activity.

Yep…..Trump is obviously the problem

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