Posted on 09/04/2022 3:38:27 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stirring call for unity and peace in America, President Biden today called for killing off half the country.
"It's real simple, folks! " said President Biden. "America can be united if we can just murder everyone who disagrees with me. Peace in our time, Jack!"
While most Democrats agreed with Biden's understatedly brilliant plan, some expressed concern that he was getting ahead of himself. "We've only just recently introduced the idea that anyone who disagrees with us is a dangerous extremist who deserves to die," said DNC Chair Jaime Harrison. "You've got to give that a little more time to marinate before we really start taking them out."
Republicans argued that telling people you disagree with to die isn't really unity, but to no avail. "Hey, I tried asking nicely for you to stop disagreeing with me," said Biden. "But you Republicans are making unity impossible by insisting on saying I'm wrong. So we've got to do what any good democracy does - kill all of you."
At publishing time, Biden accused Republicans of violence after they reportedly started buying guns to defend themselves from extermination.
Thank God for the 2nd amendment. If the left comes after we MAGA Republicans, I plan on taking a few with me.
That is what I heard, not sure this is satire.
A perfect explication of the decided-upon (subliminal) narrative and associated brainwashing campaign. In other words, this is Brandon’s “truth”.
Has the Babylon Bee given up on satire?
Definitely not satire. I swear I’ve heard this position espoused by many a leftist over the past few weeks.
The one that was the worst was the person who said something along the lines of: “These MAGA people have crawled out from under their rock and refuse to go away, so we have to get rid of them. The Germans did it, so can we” (this is not a verbatim quote but that was the gist of it). She had 55,000 followers and many of them “liked” her comment. She finally deleted her tweet without explaining what “it” meant.
He forgot to add: “and this is no joke!”
Biden isn’t Hitler, he’s Pol Pot
MAGA is 70% of the country.....prove me otherwise
One again, the Bee is publishing news.
Pol Potato
That title is a very succinct summary of Biden’s speech.
This is basically what Stalin said.
It won't be just MAGA Republicans they go after. Anyone to the right of BLM, ANTIFA and the rest of the "social justice" crowd will be targets.
The RAT party tells us that we cannot coexist. Listen and prepare accordingly.
Ditto. Locked, cocked, and ready to rock.
Given enough time and continued demographic shift, the moving of the Overton Window with the use of language will ripen the pathway to the Left pulling off a Night of the Broken Glass kind of event againt those who tend to lean towards being Republican constituencies. There is absolutely no question in my mind this is the trajectory they are on.
They are hell bent on turning America into Rhodesia 2.0 and some of us are the “tribe” in their sites.
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