Posted on 07/21/2022 2:24:39 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources within the White House, Kamala Harris is once again losing another staff member as her top aide is leaving the administration after taking a new job. Sabrina Singh, Harris' current deputy press secretary and main speechwriter, has been poached by Sesame Street to write speeches for them instead.
"I'm at a point in my career where I need to grow and be challenged and that's not going to happen here with Vice President Harris. I want to move into the big leagues and start writing for legends like Big Bird, and Bert and Ernie," said Singh. "With Sesame Street, I'll be writing more intricately crafted speeches for an audience that simply won't tolerate rambling, incoherent gibberish."
"We've had our eye on Kamala's speech writer for some time," said a Sesame Street spokesperson. "The way she effortlessly puts together a speech that's obviously intended for children, using small, simple words and overused repetition — we knew we had our new Elmo writer. Frankly, we didn't even know it was possible to make our puppets say 'work together' that many times in one paragraph."
According to sources, Kamala has responded to the situation by laughing nervously in a corner for hours on end. Top Democrats fear that Kamala may now try to write her own speeches.
At publishing time, the Biden Administration hoped to hire the writing team from Dora the Explorer to write speeches for Kamala, but they rejected the offer following Dr. Jill Biden's comments calling Dora a breakfast taco.
They got me on that one. Could have been real.
This probably true.
I almost bought it, but checked the source!
BRILLIANT!
That is hilarious!
She can school Rosita to hug the children
LOL
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SS would be a more believable venue…
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Beware, Kamala, the Bee is not going away, and we’re not going away, and they shouldn’t. They’re not going to stop, and everyone beware because they’re not going to stop.
They’re not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they’re not going to stop after Election Day.
Everyone should take note of that, on both levels, that they’re not going to let up, and they should not, and we should not.
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LOL... Damn the BEE!!!
Kamala speechwriter not qualified…
I hope Kamala can convince Dr. Suess to write her speeches: at least they would rhyme.
Someone actually writes that gibberish she spouts?
At least Dora was funny.
( What ? Ya drop it ? /-)
Cam a l.a. not so much.
Fascinating how Heelsup has fathered/mothered a whole new speech format. One only needs about seven words and then the skill to keep re-arranging them. Maybe call her the “ Lone word arranger?”
Hey, Sesame Street - Dora says “Swiper, no swiping!” - that includes speech writers!
Sesame Street’s content is at a higher level than the level of Kamala’s speeches.
“Could have been real.”
That’s the sad funny thing.
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