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Christian Plumber Under Fire For Refusing To Join Same-Sex Fittings
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/26/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/26/2021 12:02:58 PM PST by DFG

DENVER, CO—Local Christian plumber Peter Howe has come under fire for refusing to join same-sex fittings. Howe is being labeled a "backward, hateful bigot" for his refusal to connect two male pipe threads or two female pipe threads, insisting on only the traditional, conservative practice of male-to-female connections.

"Fittings are between a male pipe thread and a female pipe thread only," said Howe in a statement. "That's the way God designed plumbing, and it's my religious right to refuse anyone with a different plumbing lifestyle. I'm not saying they don't have the freedom to do what they want. I'm just saying I don't want to participate in it."

Howe's most recent legal trouble came when a forward-thinking couple in Denver called him for an emergency plumbing job but asked him to violate his conscience by performing a same-sex fitting connection. Howe said he politely declined and referred the couple to a dozen other plumbers in the area who are same-sex-fitting-affirming (SSFA). The couple thanked him for his time but then slapped him with a lawsuit.

"Look, if you want to try to connect two male pipe nipples, be my guest," he said. "But plumbing is my personal expression of art, and I won't participate in ceremonies that cause me to violate my morals."

The couple did, in the end, find someone to perform their same-sex union. Their house is now flooded.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; chistian; colorado; plumber; samesex
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1 posted on 11/26/2021 12:02:58 PM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Brilliant!


2 posted on 11/26/2021 12:06:12 PM PST by jimfree (My 19 y/o granddaughter continues to have more quality exec experience than Joe Biden.)
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To: DFG

How bout an electrician who can’t use a pair of dykes?


3 posted on 11/26/2021 12:14:01 PM PST by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: DFG

All of the plumbers in this world will get a belly laugh from this story.

Share this story the next time you hire a plumber and he will cut his price.


4 posted on 11/26/2021 12:18:13 PM PST by Presbyterian Reporter
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To: DFG

and the hits keep on coming !!!


5 posted on 11/26/2021 12:21:27 PM PST by George from New England
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To: DFG

ROFL!!!


6 posted on 11/26/2021 12:21:42 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

ping


7 posted on 11/26/2021 12:21:55 PM PST by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: HighSierra5

Not to mention that story of the Dutch boy putting his finger in the DYKE now sounds kinda weird 🤔


8 posted on 11/26/2021 12:29:46 PM PST by Impala64ssa (If a liar's pants really did catch on fire CNN and MSNBC would be more fun to watch)
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To: DFG

That guy is going to get DOXXED big time.


9 posted on 11/26/2021 12:30:50 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: DFG

I heard the “woke” folks are trying to rename male and female electrical connectors. Maybe goesinta and goesouta connectors will work.


10 posted on 11/26/2021 12:36:12 PM PST by antidemoncrat (somRead more at: https://economicti Astronomers see white dwarf 'switch on and off' for first time)
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To: DFG

someone is trying too hard...


11 posted on 11/26/2021 12:37:26 PM PST by sit-rep ( )
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To: DFG

Waiting to hear from the Pipefitters Equity Treatment Advocacy (PETA) on this one. Very likely he will be brought up on Diversity Violations by the ACLU (Association of Cantankerous Lying Unitards)!

Transgender Freedom for Pipes!


12 posted on 11/26/2021 12:56:54 PM PST by SES1066 (Ask not what the LEFT can do for you, rather ask what the LEFT is doing to YOU!)
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13 posted on 11/26/2021 12:59:30 PM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Diana Moon Glampers for Secretary of Education! )
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To: DFG

Just don’t talk about “Master” and “Slave” cylinders. You’ll get a whole nother group after you.


14 posted on 11/26/2021 1:00:47 PM PST by Do_Tar (To my NSA handler: I have an alibi.)
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To: antidemoncrat

-—been using those for years. But maybe plumber Pete should keep a box of sex bolts or even cutler rivets for the occasional snowflake who can’t tell his goesintas apart? I actually make that stuff and would be happy to take the flake into the machine room, gage his threads, tap drill his deficiency, and torque on an appropriate appliance? When he leaves here he won’t be leaking and his Momma will be happy that he won’t have to share diapers with the white house?


15 posted on 11/26/2021 1:03:50 PM PST by OldWarBaby
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To: Do_Tar

Or ide hard drives.

I had an black friend give me lotsa grief about that.


16 posted on 11/26/2021 1:32:28 PM PST by algore
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To: algore

Trying to repair my faucet connections. A part was obviously female but labeled male. I was confused and never finished the job.


17 posted on 11/26/2021 1:35:34 PM PST by Vehmgericht
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To: mountn man

And yes, it took a few seconds to notice the source.

Great fun.


18 posted on 11/26/2021 1:55:56 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT (("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
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To: DFG

Please explain the origin of the terms “male” and “female” in reference to plumbing and electrical fittings, for the slower plumbers in the room.


19 posted on 11/26/2021 2:04:21 PM PST by Delta 21 (Quarantine the sick. Protect the vulnerable. Hang the guilty. Free everyone else.)
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To: Delta 21

Okay I will try. Male fittings typically have external threads and female fittings typically have internal threads.
https://www.ondemandsupplies.co.uk/plumbing-blog-on-demand-supplies/what-are-the-differences-between-male-and-female-pipe-fittings/


20 posted on 11/26/2021 2:11:28 PM PST by mad_as_he$$ (This will be a hot extract.)
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