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BREAKING: Biden To Hold Special Press Conference Today To Announce What Ice Cream Flavor He’s Eating
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/16/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/16/2021 7:53:11 AM PDT by DFG

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To: C210N

Will there be a run on ice cream? Should I be hoarding it? When 81,000,000 Biden voters hit the Whole Foods...the freezers will be cleared.


21 posted on 08/16/2021 8:10:02 AM PDT by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: DFG

Chocolate chips get caught between his gums and the ill-fitting dentures, so it won’t be that.

However, I could have told everybody that a Xiden Administration would be a Rocky Road.


22 posted on 08/16/2021 8:10:16 AM PDT by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: DFG

Fox News Poll has Biden still up with a 53% approval rating

The Polls will have Clueless Joe over 60% approval by Labor Day


23 posted on 08/16/2021 8:10:17 AM PDT by EC Washington
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Lolololol…would be even funnier if not true…


24 posted on 08/16/2021 8:10:27 AM PDT by TnTnTn
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To: DFG

Well,

We can always make a movie where we win in Afghanistan!

We could have a woke female lesbian special forces soldier win all the battles for us! LOL

All we have left is the legacy and inertia of our past, as well as monopoly money with which we can buy people for the time being.


25 posted on 08/16/2021 8:12:48 AM PDT by Red6
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To: DFG

Well,

We can always make a movie where we win in Afghanistan!

We could have a woke female lesbian special forces soldier win all the battles for us! LOL

All we have left is the legacy and inertia of our past, as well as monopoly money with which we can buy people for the time being.


26 posted on 08/16/2021 8:13:57 AM PDT by Red6
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To: ScottinVA

Biden should resign. If you folks think that Biden got very thin crowds of supporters, which is 100% true...those tiny numbers of supporters will now be reduced to almost, “ZERO”!!! Biden is done,toast no severe burnt toast!!! He needs to be admitted to an insane asylum...with the key to his cell thrown away!!


27 posted on 08/16/2021 8:14:35 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: Fai Mao

My gut tells me he is alive but totally gone mentally.
They are attempting to try various drugs to revive him.

Wouldn’t be surprised if they had to bring him back a couple times.

I suspect he is a total babbling idiot.
Not even useful as a puppet.


28 posted on 08/16/2021 8:17:35 AM PDT by Leep (Save America. Lock down Joe Biden!)
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To: DFG

Sad to say the post right next to this one would be far funnier except it is NOT satire!


29 posted on 08/16/2021 8:18:34 AM PDT by BrandtMichaels ( )
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To: Grampa Dave

Reality is irrelevant.

Some kid somewhere in a non Democrat state was called a mean name, are you wearing your mask, what do we now call people that feel they are the opposite sex... those are the sort of things that matter.

This article though entirely sarcastic, isn’t too far off.


30 posted on 08/16/2021 8:18:56 AM PDT by Red6
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To: DFG

And what little girl he plans to assault in honor of his afgan success.


31 posted on 08/16/2021 8:20:11 AM PDT by Harpotoo (Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
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To: Leep

Yeah, that would be my guess.


32 posted on 08/16/2021 8:21:13 AM PDT by Fai Mao (I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
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To: Red6
We can always make a movie where we win in Afghanistan!

A modern day "Inherit the Wind."

33 posted on 08/16/2021 8:21:40 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: DFG

Biden Administration is that the first thing you hear after the knock on the door?.


34 posted on 08/16/2021 8:24:53 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: DFG

Those airplanes, both Military and Commercial, in Kabul, Afghanistan that have been chased down on the runways and taxiways, by thousands of terribly frightened, Afghans & Americans trying to get out Afghanistan...cannot become airborne without being heavily inspected, run-up, system checks, to make certain they are all airworthy!!! This will massively delay aircraft departures. Biden is a 100% moron!!! He needs to resign this afternoon!!! Is there no one in the Biden administration with brains enough to take measures to protect the aircraft!!! I guess not!!! America you are so asleep at the wheel. Don’t you ever think about your children & grand children, and American children yet to be born!!! As I have said many times. You Americans that voted for Faux POTUS, Democrat, Joe Biden...you will come to rue the day you ever gave your vote to a Butt Wipe like Joe Biden and Kamala Harris!!! SAD days for America & Afghanistan!!!


35 posted on 08/16/2021 8:26:50 AM PDT by JLAGRAYFOX (Defeat both the Republican (e) & Democrat (e) political parties....Forever!!!)
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To: DFG

Ice Cream? Biden’s favorite flavor: Woke Milley Vanilli


36 posted on 08/16/2021 8:30:07 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA (“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.” ― Thomas Jefferson)
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To: ConservativeInPA

Hahaha

Outstanding


37 posted on 08/16/2021 8:34:17 AM PDT by AnthonySoprano (‘’)
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To: Drew68

Great Job!


38 posted on 08/16/2021 8:46:00 AM PDT by MCF (If my home can't be my Castle, then it will be my Alamo)
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To: DFG

His favorite flavor ice cream? Geritol!


39 posted on 08/16/2021 9:03:28 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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To: kosciusko51

I like your about me page.

That said, the part about taxes as part of the GDP, that isn’t the complete picture. Between state, city and county in addition to the federal governments 20% share, you’re looking at about 43% of the US GDP being government in some form.

Entire markets are defined by government today and people don’t even perceive it. Between FDA, CDC, NIH, DEA, making rules, the federal governments share through Medicare, Medicaid, the VA and a slew of other programs, US health care is defined by government. You can’t get a nasal decongestant in this country without a DEA reporting requirement. Hahaha - and people think you have a private market, choice, liability...


40 posted on 08/16/2021 11:31:03 AM PDT by Red6
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