Posted on 08/10/2021 9:47:37 AM PDT by DFG
RICHMOND, VA—A local 5th-grade class started classes this morning by standing and reciting the pledge of allegiance to Dr. Fauci, as is now the cherished custom.
"Ritual is important for a sense of security and normalcy, and also to ensure these kids swear their undying allegiance to Dr. Fauci, who is the living embodiment of science and our hope for the future," said 5th-grade teacher Mrs. Scuttlebumm. "We will start every day this way until science hears us and saves us all."
With their hands over their hearts, the class recited the pledge together in perfect monotone unison:
"I pledge allegiance, to the Fauci,
Of the United States of America.
And to the Democracy, for which he stands,
One nation, under SCIENCE, Anti-racist,
With obedience, responsibility, and collective safety for all."
Once the terrible pandemic has subsided, teachers will then replace the Fauci pledge with a pledge to Mother Gaia.
I bet this school also sang paeans to Obama.
I almost fell for it.
LOL
“I bet this school also sang paeans to Obama.”
Mmmm mmmm mmmm
Lol 🤣
Mmmm mmmm mmmm ...
When I see the headlines - before opening the post - I think “you got to be kidding me.” The Bee stung me again.
I am a little surprise he had got even one Nobel prize?
I am a little surprise he HASN’T got even one Nobel prize?
Again, I’m searching for the supposed satire.
I’m sure the teachers union is demanding this.
Fauci is getting close to “Dear Leader” status.
That’s because they don’t have one for BS
....hey, this is Richmond, Virginia.....they been singin’ praises to this fraud way before now.....
Their award should be for clairvoyance. Next months breaking news stories today!
Deadpan humor is supposed to be spontaneous and portrayed as being real. When people post this stuff from Babylon, right in the title it’s telling all this this is bull chet.
That’s no bueno.
Thank you Babylon Bee...
They must all have rings in their noses.
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