Posted on 10/19/2020 10:35:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
Apprised of Gallup poll results showing that 56% of voters say they are better off than they were during the Obama Administration's last year, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden advised these people "not to vote for me. Such a belief is a warning sign of mental deficiency. These people shouldn't be voting. They'll just muck up the results."
"I know polls show that only a third of Americans rated the economy as good or excellent during the Obama years and that nearly two-thirds said this about the Trump years, but to me the Obama years were great years," Biden insisted. "Everybody knows that. It's Trump that's driven the economy into a ditch."
"Since Trump came into office millions have gotten off of food stamps," Biden pointed out. "Millions have been forced into the workforce where they've had to sacrifice the leisure time they enjoyed when Obama was president for the commercial rat-race. This year when Democratic governors across the nation tried to reestablish freedom from work during the pandemic, Trump argued for opening up businesses and sending people back to work. In my mind, having to work to support yourself is a drag. Democrats have been striving to end this wage-slavery since the days of FDR. Anyone who can't see that and pull the lever for a straight Democratic ticket in the voting booth isn't competent to cast a ballot."
The Penn Wharton Budget Model at the University of Pennsylvania's Wharton School of Business predicts that more than 80% of US households will experience a tax increase under the policies proposed by the Biden-Harris platform. Asked about this by ABC News chief Washington correspondent Jonathan Karl, Biden contended that "the value everyone will reap from an expanded federal government under my administration will far outweigh the additional tax burden. The key will be supplanting inefficient private uses of money with high-powered socially responsible government spending. This will raise the people's happiness level to previously unseen heights especially if we combine it with Keith Olbermann's suggestion that Trump supporters be removed from society."
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Joe Biden seen campaigning with The Loch Ness Monster!
Seriously, this should be getting as much, if not more, air play than Romney’s 47% comment in 2012. Even if Biden’s comments are being twisted somewhat, tough sh!t. Trump has suffered through far worse for 4+ years from the media and the DEMs.
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