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Hillary Clinton Suggests That Americans Vote For President By Email
Babylon Bee ^ | 05/13/2020

Posted on 05/13/2020 1:04:23 PM PDT by DFG

CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton has suggested that Americans vote for president via email, a controversial proposal that's nonetheless gaining some traction on the left.

Clinton released her proposal to have Americans send in their votes via email and even offered to run the server herself. She said her server could handle up to 30,000 emails per second, more than enough bandwidth to run the national election.

"I would be more than happy to provide a server that could handle all the email votes," Clinton said. "I'd guarantee no votes sent in by email would be lost. They'd be safe and secure. Our security systems are to die for."

Some people criticized the suggestion, saying that email is inherently insecure and that emails have a way of disappearing when they're inconvenient to Clinton's purposes. These people have not been heard from since.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; election; email; hillary; satire; server
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1 posted on 05/13/2020 1:04:23 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

... on a server controlled by the ChiComs no doubt.


2 posted on 05/13/2020 1:05:10 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DFG

Why don’t we just yell out the ####ing window and workers can drive around and mark our vote down

It’s about as trustworthy and secure.


3 posted on 05/13/2020 1:05:56 PM PDT by dp0622 (Radicals, racists dont point fingers at me I'm a small town white baroy Just tryin to make ends meet)
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To: DFG

Vote by phone or internet would have more security.


4 posted on 05/13/2020 1:06:24 PM PDT by Gahanna Bob
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To: Rurudyne

No. The Clinton email server. Or the DNC server. You have your choice.


5 posted on 05/13/2020 1:06:42 PM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Brilliant

Right, so one run by Muslim Broterhood techs.


6 posted on 05/13/2020 1:08:08 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: DFG

It’s a sad sign of the times that I read most of that article as factual before noticing the source.


7 posted on 05/13/2020 1:08:25 PM PDT by jz638
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To: DFG

How about smoke signals?


8 posted on 05/13/2020 1:09:20 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: DFG
"...Our security systems are to die for."

So we've heard.

9 posted on 05/13/2020 1:12:09 PM PDT by Psalm 73
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To: DFG

Comical to say the least


10 posted on 05/13/2020 1:15:07 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: DFG

Hillary Clinton has been known to chug bleach bit when she gets investigated


11 posted on 05/13/2020 1:15:14 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: dragnet2

That would only be if Fauxcahontas were running.


12 posted on 05/13/2020 1:15:27 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: DFG

How many votes per e-mail address would you be allowed?


13 posted on 05/13/2020 1:15:37 PM PDT by oldtech
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To: oldtech

That’s a good question. I have three email addresses. :)


14 posted on 05/13/2020 1:18:22 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
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To: jz638

Agreed. The Democrats and their insane media rule this country like a nuthouse. I thought it was a real story.


15 posted on 05/13/2020 1:18:58 PM PDT by Luke21
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To: DFG

Ya nearly got me on this one.
LOL


16 posted on 05/13/2020 1:19:46 PM PDT by Zathras
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To: DFG

She does have vast experience deleting emails she doesn’t like, you know?


17 posted on 05/13/2020 1:20:23 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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To: DFG

Are we sure she didn’t say 33,000 emails?


18 posted on 05/13/2020 1:21:29 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Just Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election!)
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To: DFG

I always have to check if the latest outrageous thing that the Dems are calling for is from the Bee or not. It’s very hard to tell the difference, unless you read to the very end. Sometimes not even then.


19 posted on 05/13/2020 1:26:47 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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Readers Digest down the street will now publish poll results that almost all Americans agree with her plan for America.


20 posted on 05/13/2020 1:28:57 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs
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