Posted on 05/02/2020 10:39:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
Former President Barack Obama violated Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam's stay-at-home order by sneaking out to play golf. He also embarrassed his wife whose broadcast message urged folks to "remember, we urge you to stay home except if you need essential health care, essential food or supplies, or to go to your essential job."
Barack defended his golf outing contending "it was essential health care. Michelle's great and I love her, but being cooped up at home day after day is very stressful. Besides, what activity could be more socially distancing than golf. I can't understand why Gov. Northam banned it. In any case, as one who has bravely served his country at the highest level, I think I deserve a few perks to help me through these extraordinary times. If my Secret Service detachment didn't agree, I'm sure they wouldn't have let me out of the house, much less accompany me for the full 18 holes."
Northam announced that "I have already issued a pardon for President Obama. A hero of his stature must not be held to the same standards as the frightened cowards who are meekly obeying my dictates."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=400421.0
Its OK. Obama has immunities you don’t even want to know about.
How can obama violate a law?
The law does not apply to him.
He is above the law.
Maybe the law only applies to Americans?
Understanding that this is satire, I don’t believe obama embarrassed his husband Michelle; her sole reason for ordering everyone to stay at home was so the messiah could golf unimpeded by others, as he used to do when he was king.
LOL......good one.
I wonder if Comey was part of his foresome
“Barack defended his golf outing contending “it was essential health care. Michelle’s great and I love her, but being cooped up at home day after day is very stressful”
Especially when he is laid off, no income, no food, can’t pay rent, have no health insurance....oh wait..we’re talking about the Obamas here...you know...the super elite government types.
Fags and lesbians disgrace this nation.
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