Posted on 03/07/2020 8:54:56 AM PST by John Semmens
Former President Bill Clinton is aggrieved that I was persecuted for trying to ease my anxieties with sexual healing. Throughout history, powerful men have been allowed to consort with concubines or mistresses as a way to recharge after the stress of ruling a nation. Every Chinese emperor had a whole room full of compliant women. Henry VIII of England had mistresses all around the country. Yet, I was mercilessly hounded for my casual relationships aimed at achieving a similar relief.
Clinton expressed a bit of remorse that Monica Lewinskys life may have been ruined by the notoriety after our relationship was exposed, but that wasnt my fault. It was the Republicans and the media that made it into an unnecessary scandal. Theyre the ones that should be ashamed.
One person who isnt the least bit sympathetic toward Clintons persecution is Juanita Broaddricka woman who has accused him of raping her in 1978. I guess the stress of being Arkansas Attorney General must have been so unbearable that he couldnt make the effort to find a willing sexual partner, she wryly commented. The kind of privilege he thinks he is entitled to is the privilege of tyrants. We are supposed to be a nation where everyone is equal under the laws. Except for having to pay civil damages to one victim of his lewd advancesa penalty funded by other peoples moneyhe has escaped the just consequences of his predatory behavior. This set a horrible example that probably encouraged similar depredations by the likes of Jeffery Epstein and Harvey Weinsteinboth of whom were Clinton cronies and donors before their crimes were exposed.
In related news, Hillary Clinton claims, Im the most investigated innocent person in America. In 2016, as then FBI Director James Comey pointed out, theres nothing illegal about a high government official keeping classified documents on her own personal devices. The fact that I deleted all these records and destroyed all the devices once I perceived a threat showed that I was taking appropriate measures. If it werent for Weiners sexting prompting Comey to make an October statement linking my name to that scandal I would be president today. So, clearly, Ive been the biggest loser in the worst miscarriage of justice in our nations history.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2020/03/07/bill-clinton-touts-sex-for-anxiety-relief/
It was the Republicans and the media that made it into an unnecessary scandal. Theyre the ones that should be ashamed.
Sociopathic sex fiend....
So, let me get this straight....the Republicans and the media invaded the Oral Office, grabbed you and pulled out your pecker and brought in a girl your own daughters age and made you do it?
This clown is beyond sick in the head.
I was persecuted for trying to ease my anxieties with rape.
Truth never was his strong point.
Little Willy needs to learn the hand-jive if he’s that uptight.
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