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Harris Unsure If Trump Has Broken Any Laws [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Oct 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 10/28/2019 10:23:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

Former prosecutor and current contender for the Democratic presidential nomination Sen. Kamala Harris (Calif), who claims that “Trump has already confessed,” was unable to specify what laws he has violated when asked by CNN’s Anderson Cooper.

“I don’t need to know the law to know who’s a criminal,” Harris elaborated. “My experience as a prosecutor allows me to unconsciously sense such things. Some people are just bad. Whether there’s a specific statute defining a crime isn’t as important as taking bad people off the streets.”

To help bolster her case against Trump, the senator pointed to a new British initiative she thinks provides validation for her “common sense approach. They’ve got a program that says hateful behavior, even if it isn’t a crime should be punished. Some people are so bad that you shouldn’t even need evidence to know that they ought to be punished. Anyone paying attention to the news since Trump was elected know he is one of the worst people in the world. He needs to be neutralized by any means possible.”

To show that she is more than just talk, Harris pulled out of a South Carolina criminal justice forum because the organizers gave President Trump a “Bipartisan Justice Award.” “While my competitors for the 2020 presidential nomination are nattering about who can grab guns the fastest, abort babies the latest, and most thoroughly convert capitalism into socialism, I am striking a tangible blow against the Trump tyranny,” she bragged.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/10/26/impeachment-junta-cries-foul/


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: california; democrats; evidence; india; jamaica; kamalaharris; satire; trump

1 posted on 10/28/2019 10:23:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
My experience as a prosecutor allows me to unconsciously sense such things

- Text Book 'Unconscious Bias' ... Just sayin ...

2 posted on 10/28/2019 10:26:53 AM PDT by 11th_VA
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To: John Semmens

“My experience as a prosecutor allows me to unconsciously sense such things. Some people are just bad. Whether there’s a specific statute defining a crime isn’t as important as taking bad people off the streets.”

That is absolutely chilling. She should be nowhere near power, and quite frankly, should have her license revoked.


3 posted on 10/28/2019 10:32:21 AM PDT by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: John Semmens
They’ve got a program that says hateful behavior, even if it isn’t a crime should be punished.

Fascism at its finest.

4 posted on 10/28/2019 10:34:38 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (The Democratic Party is now a hate-group)
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To: John Semmens

That’s a effing death threat.

It’s no joke.

The Law should be all over her immediately.

Inciting unlawful activity - accomplice.


5 posted on 10/28/2019 10:35:17 AM PDT by Surrounded_too
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To: John Semmens

Precrime.

This is Orwellian. We no longer need statutes or evidence, criminality will be determined by the “unconscious” sensations of experience prosecutors.

Cotton Mather would be proud to work with her.

Imagine if a Southern Sheriff in 1963 had used that kind of reasoning for arresting “Negroes” whom he “knew to be troublemakers”


6 posted on 10/28/2019 10:35:44 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: John Semmens

Sheriff Buford T. Harris is on Duty


7 posted on 10/28/2019 10:38:26 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

This is literally fake news. Every time I see one of these “semi-satire” articles posted here, the comments are full of people who think it’s real. It bothers me.


8 posted on 10/28/2019 10:51:08 AM PDT by Syllojism
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To: Syllojism

Thanks for heads up. I guess the best satire is when it’s hard to know if you’re joking.


9 posted on 10/28/2019 11:27:40 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

Satire is supposed to be funny enough that you understand what you’re reading. Made-up quotes in real-looking articles are just propaganda.


10 posted on 10/28/2019 11:51:32 AM PDT by Syllojism
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To: John Semmens

I’m not unsure. An army of “investigators” has searched diligently for 3 years and found nothing! Trump is the most squeaky-clean President in US history!


11 posted on 10/28/2019 1:20:33 PM PDT by Savage Beast (TRUTH, as clearly as we can perceive it and put it into words, is the best we can do.)
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To: Syllojism

Harris already admitted she doesn’t know what laws, if any, Trump has broken.


12 posted on 10/28/2019 3:41:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets; Syllojism

Harris publicly stated that Trump is “guilty” but was unable to cite any specific laws he supposedly broke. Connecting this nonsense with the new UK policy on hateful people rounds out the insanity of where the left is going with its concept of justice.


13 posted on 10/28/2019 3:50:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

And yet these quotes are still all made up.


14 posted on 10/28/2019 3:50:30 PM PDT by Syllojism
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To: Syllojism

They are partially made up, but still convey the essence of her thinking.


15 posted on 10/28/2019 10:00:34 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; ...

16 posted on 11/24/2019 10:59:11 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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