"Haha, I get it! Wait... c'mon man... tell me what it means..."
Posted on 07/06/2019 11:00:10 AM PDT by John Semmens
Smarting from assessments that he lost the first debate of the 2020 presidential campaign, former Vice-President Joe Biden offered to “roll up my sleeves and fight for the right to lead this country. You know, there are many tribes whose traditional culture calls for contenders to physically fight for the right to lead. I think that approach has a lot to recommend it compared to the pander-fest I was forced to participate in last week.”
“My suggestion is that President Trump be required to defend his office by meeting each challenger, in turn and at suitable intervals between now and November 2020, in a no-hold-barred match to decide who will lead America for the next four years,” Biden said. “During the 2016 campaign, Trump promised to fight for the American people. I’m calling on him to honor this promise to prove he’s worthy of the office.”
Biden’s proposal received mixed reactions from some of the other contenders. Confident that his youth and ferocity would give him a decisive edge, Sen. Corey Booker (D-NJ) accepted the challenge, saying “we need a fighter now more than at any point in our nation’s history. I think I have shown throughout my career that I am the fighter America needs.”
Sen. Kamala Harris (D-Calif), the reputed winner of the Democrat presidential candidates’ debate, was more lukewarm. “Unless there is some way to level the playing field I don’t think a purely physical contest would be fair to the women,” she objected. “Perhaps if all the men had to fight the women with one hand tied behind their backs it might be an acceptable option.”
A spokesman for the Biden camp averred that “such a handicap wouldn’t be necessary. “Since Joe’s proposal would use a ‘highest office held’ protocol to determine who gets the first shot at Trump, we expect the former Vice-President to have the first and only needed shot at knocking Trump out of the race and taking his place in the White House. There would be no need for any of the women to worry about their pugilistic deficiencies.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2019/07/06/biden-promises-to-fight-for-the-presidency/
Harris also said , “I bought a dozen pairs of Knee pads and I’ll buy another 2 dozen if I have to “
Joe is on record, from the Debate: If elected president, his first act as president, would be to defeat Donald trump.
How can any satire beat that reality?
Even if, after much backroom maneuvering, Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden DOES get the nomination, and faces Donald Trump mano a mano, what’s he gonna do? Take the President out behind the gym and punch out his lights?
Even if the convention gets hung up after all this wrangling, I don’t see any compromise that will inject Sleepy Creepy Joe Biden with enough energy to carry on a viable campaign.
Call him “designated loser” and get on with the work of the Lord.
I hear Kamala could suck-start a leaf blower.
Out behind the schoolhouse
"Haha, I get it! Wait... c'mon man... tell me what it means..."
“A spokesman for the Biden camp averred that “such a handicap wouldn’t be necessary. “Since Joe’s proposal would use a ‘highest office held’ protocol to determine who gets the first shot at Trump, we expect the former Vice-President to have the first and only needed shot at knocking Trump out of the race and taking his place in the White House. There would be no need for any of the women to worry about their pugilistic deficiencies.” “
That’s how.
Right down the tubes, no doubt. “Gropin Joe” couldn’t lead a starving person to a soup kitchen...at high noon...with a map...and pre printed directions. Total incompetent fool.
You’ve got to fight
For your right
To Presidency!
— The Biden Boyz
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