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Nadler Rejects Opportunity to View Full Mueller Report [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 April 2019 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/21/2019 10:20:32 AM PDT by John Semmens

House Judiciary Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-NY) rejected Attorney General William Barr’s offer to view an unredacted copy of the Mueller report, complaining that “we need complete unfettered access in order to properly handle the content of this document.”

“Barr’s invitation to allow me and other key Democrats to read, but not carry away our own copy obstructs our efforts to secure justice for America on this matter,” Nadler objected. “The idea that we should be content to read the document while under the scrutiny of armed guards is insulting. It’s as if he’s afraid we’ll stuff pages into our pants if we’re granted the privilege of privately viewing the report.”

The possibility that Democrats might not be trustworthy when handling confidential information has been born out by the illegal selective leaking of classified information by former FBI Director James Comey over the last two years. There is also the incident where former Clinton adviser Sandy Berger actually did abscond with classified documents stuffed inside his clothes back in 2003 when he was allowed to read them unsupervised in a National Archives secure room.

Apprised of the Berger incident, Nadler reminded that “Berger was only fined $50,000 and sentenced to 100 hours of community service as punishment. If stealing classified documents were such a serious offense he wouldn’t have been treated so leniently. More recently, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was excused by Obama FBI Director James Comey for mishandling classified data and destroying subpoenaed evidence. All we are seeking is a comparable degree of latitude—the kind that persons in our high positions within the government are entitled to receive.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2019/04/20/swalwell-defends-secret-surveillance-of-trump/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; leaking; obstruction; satire

1 posted on 04/21/2019 10:20:32 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If he sees the report it will kill him that he can’t tell anyone


2 posted on 04/21/2019 10:26:16 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: John Semmens

Wadler could stuff the whole Archive in his pants. Looks like that lap band procedure didn’t go so well.


3 posted on 04/21/2019 10:30:44 AM PDT by cquiggy
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To: John Semmens

Give the guy a break.....Nadler wa resectioned b/c he was obese.

That proceure triggers involuntary bowel movements.

I doubt very much if Nadler would sneak out documents stuffed in his pants.


4 posted on 04/21/2019 10:47:08 AM PDT by Liz ( Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: John Semmens

she’s waiting for the illustrated version


5 posted on 04/21/2019 10:48:14 AM PDT by morphing libertarian ( Use Comey's Report; Indict Hillary now; build Kate's wall. --- Proud Smelly Walmart Deplorable)
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This shows the Democrats insincerity! They are not interested in truth nor justice. They have a goalis and no matter what they are going to try and achieve it.


6 posted on 04/21/2019 1:48:22 PM PDT by Retvet (Retvet)
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