Posted on 01/23/2019 2:26:04 PM PST by GraceG
Do not call me: " He, Him, She, Her, Xir, Zim Zer, Zip, Zop, Zlop, Zleep, Zlorp, Zloop, Zlar, Zler, Zlyn, Zlym, Zlik, Zlip, or Zlurp" .
I insist, NAY!!! I DEMAND!!!! you call me by MY PREFERRED PRONOUN!!!!
" THOUGHT CRIMINAL "
You may call me " Thought Criminal Grace " nothing else will do and I will use the long arm of the law where applicable to FORCE YOU to call me that!
That kind of started out like a Dr.Seuss story.
I’m going one better. I’m changing my preferred species.
* and no...wiseacres, I ain’t no furry.
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You omitted one: Zit
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I went into my account here and hit “Change Preferences”... had a irresistible urge to sing show tunes until I could fix it.
“TC” for short?
Pronounced “teecee”?
It’s a thought criminal now.
You didn’t say not to call you “it”.
You da boss!
I would report you to the Powers That Be.
But they already know what you did anyway.
Report to Re-Education Kampp B. Schnell!
Most pronouns are one syllable. Thought Criminal is 4.
So what could we call you....
Crimethought......
Crot
You are now the crot formerly know as Grace6.
It is an interesting idea. Can I change my preferred pronoun to king?
My gender on facebook is “clown”.
I have dibs on lady.
My preferred tile is “God Emperor”.
Ok, I’ll call you “thought criminal” if you call me “Star Lord”. That’s Star Lord Magnum44. ;)
This is too crazy.
Aren’t there something like 56 gender identities, each with its own pronoun preference?
How in the heck can anyone keep up with all of this?
I’m going to stick with male and female. Send me to reeducation camp.
At least two can play that game, henceforth, please refer to my person as “most majestic and handsomist sailor”
I’ve been thinking of changing mine to “His Majesty”.
I am Stuned Beeber.
Since I think I am related to Irish kings, I demand you refer to me by “Your Majesty”.... all genuflect!
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