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UN Sec Gen Calls for More Aid to Fight Israel [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 26 August 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/28/2018 9:44:22 AM PDT by John Semmens

Lamenting that “those who oppose Israel are not as well-armed as the Jews,” United Nations Secretary-General, Antonio Guterres called for “increased spending to level the playing field. The Palestinian quest to annihilate Israel is severely hampered by the superior fighting ability of the Israeli Defense Forces. Israel has sophisticated weapons, well-trained troops and pilots, and a sense of desperation that gives them no alternative but to courageously fight for survival. This puts their enemies at an unfair disadvantage.”

“The $5 billion in US aid to the Palestinians over the past decade has been insufficient to give these oppressed people a decent chance of success against Israel,” Guterres complained. “The weapons they’ve bought have been inferior. Their strategy has been chaotic. Their tactics of attacking civilians have failed to achieve the intended results. As a result the retaliation by Israeli Defense Forces has effectively thwarted any progress toward the ultimate goal of wiping Israel off the map. We need a redoubled effort.”

Guterres said he was “pessimistic that we can count on the Trump regime to do the right thing,” but held out hope that “perhaps if he is removed from office by Mueller or Congress his successor will be more amenable to the idea of funding a fairer fight between the two sides contesting for control over the land now occupied by the Jews.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/08/25/no-crime-required-for-impeachment-dem-say/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: israel; palestine; satire; un

1 posted on 08/28/2018 9:44:22 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Now THIS is good satire.


2 posted on 08/28/2018 9:46:43 AM PDT by Tenacious 1
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To: John Semmens

Ya know, it wouldn’t surprise me to hear the the UN Sec Gen IS calling for the support and training of ‘Palestinians’ to fight Israel. Not far away from the possible truth.


3 posted on 08/28/2018 10:18:26 AM PDT by originalbuckeye ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act'- George Orwell.a!)
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To: originalbuckeye

I missed that this was satire, and thought it wasn’t odd that UN Sec. Gen. would favor Trump’s impeachment and removal from office.

After all Trump and Haley have defunded UNRWA, and cut back on other anti American and ally plots by the UN.

I continue to feel as I have felt for 40 years that the UN never brings peace and is far to one sided in the middle east.


4 posted on 08/28/2018 11:02:21 AM PDT by Zenjitsuman (Y)
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