'Morning all! Just thought I'd drop this here...
1 posted on
05/22/2018 5:40:11 AM PDT by
Duke C.
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To: Duke C.
2 posted on
05/22/2018 5:42:05 AM PDT by
EEGator
To: Duke C.
To: Duke C.
Sounds like the infamous fart with a lump in it.
4 posted on
05/22/2018 5:43:39 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: Duke C.
The oxygen masks didn’t drop down?
5 posted on
05/22/2018 5:47:43 AM PDT by
MUDDOG
To: Duke C.
Farting and Flying...fond memories.
6 posted on
05/22/2018 5:47:48 AM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: Duke C.
I used to work with a guy who after a night out could clear out the entire building wing at work.
To: Duke C.
I began a chunnel train ride from London to Brussels seated near a man whose body odor was so strong it made my eyes burn and nose run... I had to move or the attendant would have been cleaning up vomit. A rotting corpse would not have smelled that bad.
Some people can’t smell anything and some days I envy them.
To: Duke C.
10 posted on
05/22/2018 5:53:32 AM PDT by
SMGFan
(Sarah Michelle Gellar is on twitter @SarahMGellar)
To: Duke C.
11 posted on
05/22/2018 5:54:36 AM PDT by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Duke C.
I like farting and walking out of the elevator at work.
12 posted on
05/22/2018 5:56:48 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: Duke C.
Demand that he ride out the flight in the bathroom for crapping his pants.
14 posted on
05/22/2018 5:57:56 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Ads for Chappaquiddick warn of scenes of tobacco use. What about the hazards of drunk driving?)
To: Duke C.
Gerhard Depardieu wears Depends when he flies. Not because he has to, but because he wants to. But that is not as bad as this old guy’s flatulence. Horrific!
15 posted on
05/22/2018 5:58:00 AM PDT by
donozark
(Restraining orders are just another way of saying I love you.)
To: Duke C.
Decades ago I was in line at the grocery.
Just one lane open, very few people in the store. It was oddly quiet.
Mature lady two people ahead of me was flush with the magazine rack.
Bout that time she let one rip that could be heard all they way back to the meat counter.
Soon as she did she grabbed a magazine from the rack at lightening speed.
Guess she thought no one would think she just farted cuz she was reading a magazine.
Funny the things you still laugh at almost 50 years later.
To: Duke C.
Funny, but at the same time, what is one to do. It’s not like there’s a choice to boompsie or not.
I’m all too familiar.
17 posted on
05/22/2018 6:01:51 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: Duke C.
hahahahaha, thanks for the morning laugh!
18 posted on
05/22/2018 6:06:37 AM PDT by
tuffydoodle
(A moral wrong cannot be a Civil Right.)
To: Duke C.
You should be discreet. One approach used is to make believe you are making a phone call.
19 posted on
05/22/2018 6:06:54 AM PDT by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Duke C.
20 posted on
05/22/2018 6:07:03 AM PDT by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Duke C.
Did the guy shout, “I fart in your general direction?”
To: Duke C.
Should be in every plane's emergency kit:
22 posted on
05/22/2018 6:08:56 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.)
To: Duke C.
Not everyone can say “My farts brought down a plane”.
23 posted on
05/22/2018 6:17:56 AM PDT by
Brooklyn Attitude
(The first step in ending the war on white people is to recognize it exists.)
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