Decades ago I was in line at the grocery.
Just one lane open, very few people in the store. It was oddly quiet.
Mature lady two people ahead of me was flush with the magazine rack.
Bout that time she let one rip that could be heard all they way back to the meat counter.
Soon as she did she grabbed a magazine from the rack at lightening speed.
Guess she thought no one would think she just farted cuz she was reading a magazine.
Funny the things you still laugh at almost 50 years later.
I often grab a magazine…and start fanning.