Posted on 05/22/2018 5:40:11 AM PDT by Duke C.
what was supposed to be a normal flight to the Netherlands turned out to be something else.
You see, this plane left Dubai for Amsterdam Schiphol but had to veer off to Vienna when a case of persistent farting ended up in a fistfight.
Now, this whole problem started when an elderly man started farting. But despite the disapproval from 2 other guys sat beside him, he continued.[snip]But unfortunately, nothing was done to stop the farting. They were sentenced to taking this unhealthy a** gas throughout the duration of the flight.
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Crop duster!
Sorry about that.
Sounds like the infamous fart with a lump in it.
The oxygen masks didn’t drop down?
Farting and Flying...fond memories.
I used to work with a guy who after a night out could clear out the entire building wing at work.
I began a chunnel train ride from London to Brussels seated near a man whose body odor was so strong it made my eyes burn and nose run... I had to move or the attendant would have been cleaning up vomit. A rotting corpse would not have smelled that bad.
Some people can’t smell anything and some days I envy them.
“I used to work with a guy who after a night out could clear out the entire building wing at work.”
We had a Pug who could wake us up from a dead sleep. I was sure my nose hairs were on fire.
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Let it go
https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/02/26/airplane-etiquette-farting-on-a-plane-_n_2760556.html
Sorry. Damn’ beans.
I like farting and walking out of the elevator at work.
READINABLUESTATE wrote: “I used to work with a guy who after a night out could clear out the entire building wing at work.”
In the NG with a guy who could do that after eating chocolate candy bars.
- His high school BB coach forbid him from eating candy bars doing games. Once, he let one go while the other team was preparing to shot a free throw. It was so bad, the ref’s stopped the game for five minutes waiting for the odor to clear. He got a technical foul. Funny thing, the refs didn’t want to tell the crowd the reason for the foul.
- When we had late afternoon staff calls, the kind that drag on for hours when you want to go home, we would buy him a baby ruth. Worked everytime.
Demand that he ride out the flight in the bathroom for crapping his pants.
Gerhard Depardieu wears Depends when he flies. Not because he has to, but because he wants to. But that is not as bad as this old guy’s flatulence. Horrific!
Decades ago I was in line at the grocery.
Just one lane open, very few people in the store. It was oddly quiet.
Mature lady two people ahead of me was flush with the magazine rack.
Bout that time she let one rip that could be heard all they way back to the meat counter.
Soon as she did she grabbed a magazine from the rack at lightening speed.
Guess she thought no one would think she just farted cuz she was reading a magazine.
Funny the things you still laugh at almost 50 years later.
Funny, but at the same time, what is one to do. It’s not like there’s a choice to boompsie or not.
I’m all too familiar.
hahahahaha, thanks for the morning laugh!
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