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Why did the liberal cross the street?
Posted on 04/09/2018 6:48:42 PM PDT by Jonty30
Because he bankrupted his city, state, or country.
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity
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posted on
04/09/2018 6:48:42 PM PDT
by
Jonty30
To: Jonty30
To protest the white lines down the center...
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posted on
04/09/2018 6:52:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
("We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?" ~ Joseph Stalin)
To: Jonty30
To: Jonty30
Because he was safety pinned to a chicken
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posted on
04/09/2018 6:54:52 PM PDT
by
going hot
(happiness is a momma deuce)
To: going hot
Lol.
I was just thinking about posting those very words.
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posted on
04/09/2018 6:57:46 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: Jonty30
Why’d the liberal cross the street?
1. To get to the other’s hide.
2. He saw some of his constituents coming down his side of the street.
3. The walk/don’t walk sign, man. RESIST
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:03:42 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: Jonty30
Why cannibals avoid eating comedians?
Because they taste funny!
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming!
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:04:15 PM PDT
by
entropy12
(30 Million low wealth, low skill LEGAL chain migrants in 25 years is growing EXPONENTIALLY..)
To: Jonty30
To: Davy Crocket
I’m guessing it’s a play on liberals destroying their states and then moving to a new state and bringing their destructive Democrat votes with them.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:10:28 PM PDT
by
Rastus
To: Jonty30
Because he could not get his unit out of the chicken why did he cross back over the road he still couldn’t get his unit out of the chicken
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:10:50 PM PDT
by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Rastus
Or like people who vote a town dry, and then move?
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:11:34 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: Jonty30
"Because he bankrupted his city, state, or country."
To: Jonty30
To take advantage of 2 for the price of 1 abortions offered at Planned Parenthood.
The murdering slut.
To: Jonty30
To bitch slap his projection.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:23:06 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Jonty30
Because he hated the Chik-Fil-A on that side.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:26:09 PM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: Jonty30
Trick question. Crosses are not allowed.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:32:26 PM PDT
by
robel
To: Jonty30
To prove to the armadillo that it *could* be done....
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:33:15 PM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
To: All
to make a difference, to give hope to the oppressed, to do his/her/its part for climate justice, to get away from Russian collusion, and to protest the wall.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:49:06 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(The president is a good man -- that's why they are out to get him -- where have we seen this before?)
To: null and void
Because his dick was in the chicken.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:49:42 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing! Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a doctor and I won't touch that thing)
To: Peter ODonnell
well really it was to get a Starbucks.
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posted on
04/09/2018 7:49:49 PM PDT
by
Peter ODonnell
(The president is a good man -- that's why they are out to get him -- where have we seen this before?)
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