1 posted on
04/09/2018 6:48:42 PM PDT by
Jonty30
To: Jonty30
To protest the white lines down the center...
2 posted on
04/09/2018 6:52:58 PM PDT by
null and void
("We don't let them have ideas. Why would we let them have guns?" ~ Joseph Stalin)
To: Jonty30
To: Jonty30
Because he was safety pinned to a chicken
4 posted on
04/09/2018 6:54:52 PM PDT by
going hot
(happiness is a momma deuce)
To: Jonty30
Why’d the liberal cross the street?
1. To get to the other’s hide.
2. He saw some of his constituents coming down his side of the street.
3. The walk/don’t walk sign, man. RESIST
6 posted on
04/09/2018 7:03:42 PM PDT by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: Jonty30
Why cannibals avoid eating comedians?
Because they taste funny!
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming!
7 posted on
04/09/2018 7:04:15 PM PDT by
entropy12
(30 Million low wealth, low skill LEGAL chain migrants in 25 years is growing EXPONENTIALLY..)
To: Jonty30
To: Jonty30
Because he could not get his unit out of the chicken why did he cross back over the road he still couldn’t get his unit out of the chicken
10 posted on
04/09/2018 7:10:50 PM PDT by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: Jonty30
"Because he bankrupted his city, state, or country."
To: Jonty30
To take advantage of 2 for the price of 1 abortions offered at Planned Parenthood.
The murdering slut.
To: Jonty30
To bitch slap his projection.
14 posted on
04/09/2018 7:23:06 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: Jonty30
Because he hated the Chik-Fil-A on that side.
15 posted on
04/09/2018 7:26:09 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(Conservatives love America for what it is. Liberals hate America for the same reason.)
To: Jonty30
Trick question. Crosses are not allowed.
16 posted on
04/09/2018 7:32:26 PM PDT by
robel
To: Jonty30
To prove to the armadillo that it *could* be done....
17 posted on
04/09/2018 7:33:15 PM PDT by
clintonh8r
(Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth.)
To: Jonty30
To get away from his white privilege, but it followed him, and he’s sorry, so you can’t have your guns or your freedom any more.
22 posted on
04/09/2018 7:54:16 PM PDT by
PTBAA
To: Jonty30
To take someone else’s stuff.
To: Jonty30
To tax, spend, and regulate the other side.
24 posted on
04/09/2018 8:23:32 PM PDT by
YogicCowboy
("I am not entirely on anyone's side, because no one is entirely on mine." - J. R. R. Tolkien)
To: Jonty30
To exploit the minor child.
25 posted on
04/09/2018 8:34:22 PM PDT by
deadrock
To: Jonty30
He would have no idea why he crossed the street. That would require a higher level of brain function.
26 posted on
04/09/2018 8:40:01 PM PDT by
mom.mom
(...our flag was still there.)
To: Jonty30
To: Jonty30
To key the truck with the “MAGA” and “NRA” bumper stickers.
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