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Retiring Planned Parenthood CEO Gives Farewell Speech [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Feb 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/04/2018 9:20:10 AM PST by John Semmens

Retiring Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards urged abortion supporters to "fight back against the moralists who threaten women's freedom." She pointed to "a few bright spots we've seen in recent weeks that should encourage our faith in the ultimate victory of our cause."

"First there was the virtually unanimous vote by House Democrats against requiring abortionists to render medical aid to infants who survive the procedure," Richards recounted. "This nonsensical Republican attempt to impose their own notion of what they call 'common human decency' would completely negate the purpose of the procedure. The mother came for the express purpose of terminating her unwanted pregnancy. To require the doctor to offer life-saving aid after he has botched the termination effort is cruel and demented."

"Next, there was the successful Democrat filibuster against the Senate Republicans' attempt to prevent abortions that cause pain for the fetus," Richards continued. "Seeing the Democrats high-fiving each other after killing the bill was exhilarating. For the GOP to try to use the few moments of pain experienced by the fetus as it is ripped apart inside the mother's womb as a ploy to foist a lifetime of obligation on the parents is a moral atrocity."

"Not content with their efforts to nullify a woman's right to an abortion, the GOP is now touting legislation that would greatly inconvenience women by allowing the doctor they prefer to perform the procedure to decline on the grounds that it violates his conscience," Richards complained. "Their bill would overturn President Obama's decree that doctors must abide by the consciences of their patients and have no right to insert their own moral objections into the transaction. Permitting individuals to each make their own moral judgments is the road to anarchy. If the government is to fully empower women to choose whether to be mothers it must enforce compliance upon those the government has licensed to practice medicine and compel doctors to perform requested abortions."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,302284.new.html#new


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; coercion; conscience; satire

1 posted on 02/04/2018 9:20:10 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Sadly, if you offered this up to leftists they would see no irony.


2 posted on 02/04/2018 9:25:11 AM PST by JusPasenThru (It is OK to be white.)
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To: John Semmens

Too bad Cecile Richards’ parents didn’t practice abortion.


3 posted on 02/04/2018 9:29:02 AM PST by boknows
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To: John Semmens

good one john


4 posted on 02/04/2018 9:32:05 AM PST by markman46 (engage brain before using keyboard!!!at)
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To: John Semmens
For the GOP to try to use the few moments of pain experienced by the fetus as it is ripped apart inside the mother's womb as a ploy to foist a lifetime of obligation on the parents is a moral atrocity.

I almost puked when I read this. Great satire, but . . .

5 posted on 02/04/2018 10:58:19 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Three most annoying words on the internet - "Watch the Video")
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To: John Semmens

PP is helping us with population control and getting rid of those evil minorities.


6 posted on 02/04/2018 10:59:39 AM PST by morphing libertarian (Build Kate's Wall)
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