Posted on 12/16/2017 7:44:08 AM PST by John Semmens
German intelligence wiretaps revealed Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and officials of his AKP Party have been transferring money to leaders of the "Osmanen Germania" (Ottoman Germany) biker gang. Ilkay Arin, German representative of the Union of European Turkish Democrats (UETD) –the lobbying arm of the AKP in Europe—defended the moves, calling them "a righteous implementation of the jihad the Quran instructs all Muslims to wage against the unbelievers."
Metin Külünk, a close friend of Erdogan, insists that "given the rising levels of violence in Germany, it is essential that all Muslims be armed in order to defend themselves and to slay those who resist Allah's call for Muslims to conquer the Earth. Of course, none of this would have been necessary if the Zionist conspiracy hadn't stopped Germany from cleansing the world of Jews during World War II."
Deidre Berger, director of the American Jewish Committee Berlin Office, confirmed that a scientific study of the opinions of the horde of Muslim refugees admitted to Germany under Merkel's "open borders" policy revealed deeply embedded anti-Semitic attitudes. "They see Jews as the master manipulators of every evil inflicted on the world," Berger reported. "Many are great fans of Hitler and justify the Holocaust because of this belief."
In related news, the Bundestag voted 505-152 to raise their own pay. The raise was backed by Chancellor Angela Merkel's Christian Democrats (CDU), the center-left Social Democrats (SPD), the pro-business liberal Free Democrats (FDP) and the Greens. The Alternative for Germany's Stefan Keuter called the move "shameful. The government has failed the German people. The refugees that are flooding our country are destroying our culture and threatening everyone safety. They shouldn't be getting raises." Merkel disagreed saying that "Keuter's contention that everyone's safety is threatened refutes his argument. No one's safety is more important to the Reich than that of the members of government. The raises will help us defend ourselves by enabling us to buy stronger locks, build better home security systems, and hire more bodyguards."
Meanwhile, under the leadership of Germany and France, the European Union is suing Poland, Hungary and the Czech Republic for refusing to "bear their fair share of the invasion of Muslim refugees from the Middle East. The burdens cannot be the sole responsibility of those member nations that voluntarily admit these migrants. The fact that the citizens of Poland, Hungary, and the Czech Republic have rejected open borders is irrelevant. Equity necessitates that all must be compelled to participate."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/231236-2017-12-15-semi-news-semi-satire-december-17-2017-edition.htm
Why satire? It is happening as we speak.
They’re supplyin the thugs too.
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