Posted on 11/07/2017 9:54:55 AM PST by John Semmens
New York City attack suspect Sayfullo Saipov professed himself pleased with the outcome of my holy jihad against the unbelievers. I could have slain more if it hadnt been for the interference of the bus and getting shot by the police, but eight is a respectable count. Luckily, one of those I killed was a Jew. I will get extra benefits in paradise for that. If every Muslim could slay as many unbelievers as I have all religions except for Islam would be erased from the Earth.
John Miller, deputy New York police commissioner for intelligence, said Saipov appears to have followed, almost exactly to a T, the instructions that Isis has put out. This observation inspired Mayor Bill de Blasio to declare today, I am a Muslim and I urge every resident of this great City to weigh the risks and rewards of not making the smarter and safer choice. ConsiderBible, Quranthese are just books with words that few people read. If you reject the Bible no priest or rabbi is likely to try to kill you. Meanwhile, you would be eliminating a Muslims incentive to kill you. Once we are all nominally Muslim the madness can cease.
Shat al-Ott, Imam of the Paterson New Jersey radical mosque attended by Saipov, dismissed de Blasios recommendation, calling it insincere. Islam is not a phony religion like Christianity. It requires full devotion, daily prayer, pilgrimages, and a willingness to fight for the spread of the faith. Anyone who is not willing to kill or risk being killed in this struggle is not a true Muslim and must be slain.
In related news, Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif) dismissed President Trumps demand that we end the diversity visa lottery program that facilitated the terrorists entry, and that of 23 of his family members, into the United States as absurd. The actions of Mr. Saipov demonstrate that the program is working like its supposed to work. What could be more diverse than killing a random bunch of people out of religious devotion? The chances of finding a home-grown American who would do such a thing are exceedingly slim. If Trumps effort toward excluding people of different faiths and customs is successful we would be isolated from world-wide trends that are reshaping what it means to live in modern times. Europe has adjusted to the new normal. Do we really want to be left behind?
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://azconservative.org/2017/11/04/clinton-assails-trumps-lack-of-empathy/
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