FL Man Shot His Junk After Sitting On A Loaded Gun

Am Shooting Journal ^ | 8/11/2017 | F Patrick

[w1n1]

This was a while back but worth mentioning because its humorous.

You read the headline correctly, a man shot his junk, that was not a typo. A 38-year-old Florida man by the name of Cedrick Jelks shot himself in the penis after sitting on his loaded handgun (probably a 1911).

Sadly there isn't much info out there about the incident other than Jelks’ 25-year old girlfriend Shanekia Roberts reported Jelks sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and then added a couple extra holes to his penis as well as a bullet wound to the thigh. Roberts said that he jumped out of the car and ran straight to the bathroom to presumably inspect the damage.

She followed him to the bathroom where she noticed that Jelks had shot himself squarely in his genitals. At that point, Roberts said she took him to the hospital where Jelks received surgery.

The worst part of Jelks’ day wasn’t that he sat on a gun and it accidentally went off, but that investigators found he was... Read the rest of the man shoots himself story here

[laweeks]

So the gun was cocked? Huh?

[ptsal]

Looks like he has a bullet-proof defense against child support payments from now on.

[dfwgator]

A 38-year-old Florida man

Natch.

[SpaceBar]

(probably a 1911)

That's quite the assumption there.

[Billthedrill]

Right. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.”

[bar sin·is·ter]

“So the gun was cocked? Huh?”

Yeah, and now he’s half cocked.

[Gamecock]

Cedrick and Shanekia.

Is Shanekia still running with Cedrick?

[t4texas]

Balls to the walls .....Ouch!

[IYAS9YAS]

Is it me? Whatever happened that we now call part of the male anatomy “junk”? I mean, we’ve gone from family jewels to junk in a generation...

[robroys woman]

Well, it’s “junk” now.

[Darteaus94025]

Bet he won’t do that again!

[Red Badger]

Did it sink?................

[Red Badger]

Maybe it started with that video of the guy saying “Don’t touch my junk!”.......................

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_touch_my_junk

[Bonemaker]

Glock cock.

[Bonemaker]

Former girlfriend.

[Scrambler Bob]

(probably a 1911)

That’s quite the assumption there.
= = =

Microaggression against 1911s.

It was probably a Glock.

[Still Thinking]

At least half-cocked!

[Still Thinking]

If mine took a bullet, it damn sure would.

[Mrs. Don-o]

I'll jump in here to say I agree with you on that. I find it as insulting to call a man's sex organs “junk” as it is to call a woman's sex organs....all the contemptuous and trivializing terms you can think of.

God made men. God don't make junk.