[laweeks]

So the gun was cocked? Huh?

[ptsal]

Looks like he has a bullet-proof defense against child support payments from now on.

[dfwgator]

A 38-year-old Florida man

Natch.

[SpaceBar]

(probably a 1911)

That's quite the assumption there.

[Billthedrill]

Right. “It was a million-to-one shot, Doc.”

[Gamecock]

Cedrick and Shanekia.

Is Shanekia still running with Cedrick?

[t4texas]

Balls to the walls .....Ouch!

[IYAS9YAS]

Is it me? Whatever happened that we now call part of the male anatomy “junk”? I mean, we’ve gone from family jewels to junk in a generation...

[robroys woman]

Well, it’s “junk” now.

[Darteaus94025]

Bet he won’t do that again!

[Red Badger]

Did it sink?................

[xrmusn]

All I can say is that if I were to sit on a loaded pistol and it discharged hitting me in my ‘privates’ it would surely be a ‘miracle shot’.

ie ...can’t (intentionally) hit what you can’t see

BUT

How does one sit on a pistol AND force it to go off?

My guess is he was playing ‘Quick Draw’ and the dummy drew with his finger INSIDE the trigger housing

OR

SHE SHOT HIM and they concocted such an unbelievable story it became believable as everyone was laughing so hard no one questioned it.

[TigersEye]

The worst part of Jelks’ day wasn’t that he sat on a gun and it accidentally went off, but that Shanekia said she thought it was time that she moved on.

[Trillian]

Bahaha, I’ve seen the movie pictured way too many times.