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Lynch Defends Ending Clinton Email Investigation [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 July 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 07/07/2017 11:49:17 PM PDT by John Semmens

Obama Administration Attorney General Loretta Lynch clarified her previous denial of communication with the Clinton campaign with a contention that "there was nothing improper about my assurances that I would not allow the probe into Secretary Clinton's emails to go too far. Should an AG allow any investigation to go too far? I think promising to prevent that investigation from going too far placed reasonable limits that helped avert a situation where Republicans would be able to gain an unfair advantage during the campaign."

"As a matter of fact, it was FBI Director James Comey who decided not to forward the case to me back in July of 2016," Lynch pointed out. "While it looked like he laid out considerable grounds for a potential prosecution for a lengthy series of illegal actions on the part of Secretary Clinton, he decided not to recommend prosecution because he saw no intent."

"Technically, the applicable statutes do not require that we prove intent in order to indict or prosecute someone for illegally using classified information," Lynch admitted. "That sailor who took photos of the submarine he served on so he could show his children had no intent to subvert national security but he was sent to jail. Then, too, it seems pretty obvious that Secretary Clinton's intention was to hide some of her questionable emails from prying eyes. I guess different venues can lead to different application of the same laws. All I can say is that the effect on America from incarcerating one lowly sailor is inconsequential. That would not have been the case with Secretary Clinton. She is a very important person and her fate has major consequences for this country. I think taking that into consideration was what probably drove Director Comey to do what he did."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/221264-2017-07-07-semi-news-semi-satire-july-9-2017-edition.htm


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; emails; justice; satire

1 posted on 07/07/2017 11:49:17 PM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 07/07/2017 11:51:00 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
"...the effect on America from incarcerating one lowly sailor is inconsequential"

Not to the sailor. What happened to Lady Justice being blind? What happened justice for all?
3 posted on 07/07/2017 11:57:45 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: John Semmens
All I can say is that the effect on America from incarcerating one lowly sailor is inconsequential. That would not have been the case with Secretary Clinton. She is a very important person and her fate has major consequences for this country.

Right because God forbid we would be treated equal under the eyes of the law. How could we possibly function and keep the corruption level as high we do if we prosecuted everyone who committed crimes in government even if they cost some "lowly" faceless people on the other side of the world their lives.

After all some people are more equal than other people; right!? It's even taught in children's fables like "Animal Farm" and HRC is certainly a pig in the eyes of those who know her.

4 posted on 07/08/2017 1:46:14 AM PDT by Boomer ("Based on the impotent shrieking of the Never Trump bedwetters"....)
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To: John Semmens

Of course Lynch is going to defend her decision. No one thinks she is going to tell them it was an inside deal with the Clintons and 0bama which it was


5 posted on 07/08/2017 3:06:21 AM PDT by okie 54
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Hey it's not like she outed Valerie Plame Super Spy TM!
6 posted on 07/08/2017 3:11:46 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (TETELESTI Read em and weep Lucy! Yer times almost up.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Justice was blind when it came to Hillary, Lois Lerner, Koskinen, et al. It’s not gonna happen. Sad.


7 posted on 07/08/2017 4:09:59 AM PDT by FES0844 (G)
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To: John Semmens
Sen. Minority Leader Charles Schumer (D-NY) slammed Cruz's proposal as "a hoax. It would put crucial decisions about health care in the hands of a woefully ignorant consumer. The best part of Obamacare is that the crucial decisions regarding coverage are made by government experts. We need to keep that in place."

Satire?

Ha!

I feel like I'm reading the news that CNN somehow missed.

Another fine column, John.

8 posted on 07/08/2017 3:21:00 PM PDT by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except for convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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