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DUmmie FUnnies 01-11-17 (DUmmies Wallow in Yet MORE Fake News)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 11, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/11/2017 5:26:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix

After a long absence due to illness, I wandered back to DUmmieland today figuring to see threads in which they were embarrassed for embracing the laughable Donald Trump FAKE NEWS story perpetrated by BuzzFeed. However, instead of embarrassment over such an obviously phony story, they are now wallowing in yet more FAKE NEWS where Trump supposedly cavorted with St. Petersburg hotels. Yeah, right. Trump already explained how if a prominent person stays at a hotel in Russia or in many other places in the world, there are probably small cameras recording you for possible blackmail material. Remember James Bond boffing that hot Russian chick in "From Russia With Love?" And right behind the 2-way mirror, all the action was being filmed. I'm sure Trump had that movie in mind. Anyway, the DUmmies must think Trump is as idiotic as they are and would have fallen into that trap as you can see in this THREAD, "Just heard on BBC World News radio that trump had another hooker-hookup." So let us watch the gullible DUmmies swallow yet more FAKE NEWS in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that hot "From Russia With Love" chick was worth getting blackmailed for, is in the [brackets]:

Just heard on BBC World News radio that trump had another hooker-hookup in St. Petersburg and in other hotels. Said the cooperation between Trump surrogates and the Kremlin in reporting on russian oligarchs in the US has been going on eight years. Said the russians had no need to use the kompromat because trump was cooperating with them.

[Ah! It MUST be true. Forward immediately to BuzzFeed and CNN.]

The reporter didn't say if it was more Golden Showers type stuff, just that russia has the goods on him from multiple hotel rooms in multiple cities, including audio.

[HD video?]

Where's his wedding ring? Heard on radio this morning he wasn't wearing one at the "news" conference....

[Maybe he tipped one of the fictional hookers with his wedding ring.]

He wanted to watch the 2 girls together , then told them how terrible a show it was. He didn't actually physically rape her till later. Sounded like something he would do IMO.

[Oh, it's your OPINION? Then it MUST be true.]

It may well be that the Watersportsgate story is just scuttlebutt. However, I'd imagine Trump has been scouring his memory for what he got up to during any of his trips within the Russian sphere of influence over the years.

[I would say that the credibility of the Watersportsgate story is somewhere between nil and none.]

The flood gates (no puns intended) are open. Trump going down. Maybe not now. But sometime soon.

[The floodgates on DUmmie Generator's tear ducts will be wide open on Jan. 20, 2025 when President Trump turns the White House over to Mike Pence.]

The trickle is turning into a steady stream of information (pun intended)

[A flood of fake news that DUmmies are eagerly lapping up.]

OK, I would really like to have someone view the video or videos. Just to verify. I do not want to see or see a link or read or hear any details. I just want verification if they are real or not. PLEASE.

[Please, Blue Fairy. Please make this FAKE NEWS real. Please, Blue Fairy!]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; fakenews
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I've been out of action for a few weeks. It started Christmas Day when I got hit by a debilitating cold that kept me mostly asleep for 4 days. Then a couple of more weeks of recuperation. I would say that I am now about 90% back and hope to be completely recuperated by Jan. 20 when I go to a big Trump Inauguration party.
1 posted on 01/11/2017 5:26:17 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 01/11/2017 5:27:40 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: PJ-Comix

Glad to see that you’re on the mend.

:-)


3 posted on 01/11/2017 5:29:42 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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:)


4 posted on 01/11/2017 5:36:15 PM PST by kalee
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and after nothing happens because it’s all BS and fake, it’s going to drive them even more insane


5 posted on 01/11/2017 5:40:02 PM PST by bigbob (We have better coverage than Verizon - Can You Hear Us Now?)
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Nope; it will never be proven untrue in their eyes. In their world, it’s the gospel.


6 posted on 01/11/2017 5:48:23 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty (It's morning in America again!)
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and after nothing happens because it’s all BS and fake, it’s going to drive them even more insane

Yeah. Looked for them to act shocked when Trump is inaugurated in 9 days. They probably think WhopperGate will somehow take him down before that happens.

7 posted on 01/11/2017 5:49:26 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Glenn Beck is one Blood Bucket shy of the Funny Farm)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry you’ve been sick. I scoured my pings for a DUFU all the time and wondered where they’d gone.

It’s a funny thing. The lefties have extolled every facet of Soviet Socialist life and methods of governing for decades. So how come they aren’t falling at the feet of Trump now that they think he is taking orders from them. Also any kind of sex is OK with them. Why shouldn’t they be over they moon over a president who in their eyes is as hedonistic as they are.

All of this sure seems hypocritical to me! Is a puzzlement.


8 posted on 01/11/2017 5:53:38 PM PST by luvie (There is no global anthem, no global citizenship. We pledge allegiance to one country, America.-DJT)
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Top ten


9 posted on 01/11/2017 5:58:06 PM PST by Mercat (Men never do evil so fully and cheerfully as when they do it out of conscience.” (Blaise Pascal))
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To: PJ-Comix

I heard it from a friend who, heard it from a friend who, heard from another you’ve been messing around...;’}


10 posted on 01/11/2017 6:01:06 PM PST by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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>>OK, I would really like to have someone view the video or videos. Just to verify. I do not want to see or see a link or read or hear any details. I just want verification if they are real or not. PLEASE.
<<

Well, seeing as how they don’t exist, your wish will remain unfulfilled.


11 posted on 01/11/2017 6:06:41 PM PST by freedumb2003 (obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
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Sounds like you had the same cold I am recovering from!

Hope you are feeling better!


12 posted on 01/11/2017 6:17:59 PM PST by marktwain
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The flood gates (no puns intended) are open. Trump going down. Maybe not now. But sometime soon.

In the next 24 hour business hours.

13 posted on 01/11/2017 6:25:30 PM PST by lonevoice (diagonally parked in a parallel universe)
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To: Spirit of Liberty

It can’t be proven untrue in their world. They thought it. They said it. It is ipso facto true. No other evidence is needed. Facts are mere diversions and not relevant to the narative which is true because it is the narrative.


14 posted on 01/11/2017 6:27:32 PM PST by arthurus
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Get well soon PJ. I got something similar 3 years ago and it knocked me out for 3 weeks. Appreciate your posts. They are some of the best on FR.


15 posted on 01/11/2017 6:30:13 PM PST by rockthecasbah (He has sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat.)
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To: Spirit of Liberty

Yep. The DUmmies were talking this sort of post today: “Even if it is not true, we can still hit him with this, he owns it now”. They are 100% brain dead at the DUmp, but we all knew that anyway.


16 posted on 01/11/2017 6:39:23 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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“....trips within the Russian sphere of influence ...”

If he went to Russia then it’s “trips to Russia”. If he went to one of the satellite countries over which Russia exerts control then it’s “trips within the Russian sphere of influence”.

If he went to Russia and this DUmmie used the phrase “sphere of influence” then it’s because they wanted to impress people with their ability to turn a phrase. They wanted to sound smart. They failed.


17 posted on 01/12/2017 4:18:10 AM PST by Personal Responsibility (We need a separation of press and state!)
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:: the Watersportsgate story...scuttlebutt...The flood gates...are open...The trickle is turning


18 posted on 01/12/2017 5:57:36 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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The stoopidity writes itself.


19 posted on 01/12/2017 5:58:45 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Liberals spend so much time mocking religions, yet they wallow in their gospel of fake news like this. They’ll demand proof for just about anything, unless it is fiction about a conservative, then they’ll accept any report as being the sole truth, no matter how clearly disproved.


20 posted on 01/12/2017 8:06:24 AM PST by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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