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Obama Warns Voters “Trump Is Not One of Us” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Nov 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/05/2016 4:21:02 PM PDT by John Semmens

In his last push on behalf of electing Hillary Clinton our next president, President Obama sought to paint her GOP opponent Donald Trump as “other.”

“Donald Trump is not a regular guy,” Obama said. “He doesn’t drink the same beer you do. He doesn’t drink any kind of beer or other alcoholic beverage. He may have been a TV star, but all your favorite TV and movie stars hate him. I’m the one they like and I’m telling you to vote for Hillary.”

Obama also contrasted “Trump’s money-grubbing career as a billion-dollar real estate tycoon” with “Hillary’s life of public service. He piled up a fortune by forcing people to pay to stay in his hotels. Hillary left the White House dead broke and would have died penniless if grateful people from all parts of the world hadn’t given her millions to continue her public service as a senator and secretary of state.”

“The choice is clear,” Obama said. “Do you want to risk taking a chance on an unproven and inexperienced outsider like Trump? Or do you want to ensure that we stay the course I have led the country on for these past eight years? The future of America and the world depends on how you vote on November 8th.”

Contrary to the Democrats’ efforts to portray Trump and his supporters as “deplorables,” a study just released by the Pew Research Center found that “Donald Trump’s supporters are more tolerant, open-minded, respectful and understanding than are Hillary Clinton’s supporters.”

“It’s not at all what I would’ve expected,” remarked MSNBC’s Chris Matthews. “Clinton’s backers are the ones with liberal arts degrees. The meme is that college education makes you more tolerant. The only explanation that makes sense is that the Trump supporters are justifiably tolerant of their social betters and the Clinton supporters are justifiably intolerant of the social inferiors who make up the bulk of Trump’s supporters.”

However, another possible explanation is that while Trump has narrowly focused his attacks on a “crooked” Hillary, she, in turn, has broadly demeaned Trump supporters as “dark, divisive, and dangerous.” It is possible that Trump’s supporters are more tolerant of Hillary’s supporters because they see them as fellow victims of her crimes and deserving of some sympathy. Perhaps Clinton’s scurrilous denigration of Trump’s supporters is a factor in her supporters instigating violence at Trump rallies.

In related news, music producer and singer Pharrell Williams urged women to vote for Hillary because “she’s no more dishonest than you are. Sure she’s lied, but who hasn’t? Men have screwed this country up since the beginning. It’s time a woman is given a chance.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/11/05/hillarys-unsecure-email-system-breached/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: hillary; obama; trump; women

1 posted on 11/05/2016 4:21:02 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Obama sounds like Satan tempting a public citizen / voter.


2 posted on 11/05/2016 4:23:30 PM PDT by Rapscallion (The opposite of charity is justice.)
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To: John Semmens

He’s right. Trump is NOT a filthy democrat.


3 posted on 11/05/2016 4:23:56 PM PDT by KittenClaws ( Normalcy Bias. Do you have it?)
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To: John Semmens

The feckless one is good at making an undefined premise, real or imagined. Please define what “us” means.


4 posted on 11/05/2016 4:26:10 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: John Semmens

AKA Obama needs to go back to Kenya.


5 posted on 11/05/2016 4:34:24 PM PDT by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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To: Fungi

> define what “us” means.

America hating foreigner


6 posted on 11/05/2016 4:37:28 PM PDT by Ray76 (DRAIN THE SWAMP)
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To: Ray76

Yep. Maybe he can go back to Pawkeestan.


7 posted on 11/05/2016 4:38:24 PM PDT by Lumper20 (This is not the USA I grew up in.)
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To: John Semmens

Funny, Obama drinks , yet Islam forbids it.


8 posted on 11/05/2016 4:39:46 PM PDT by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (Stay Calm and Carry.)
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To: John Semmens

He’s right. Trump is not a Kenyan.

red


9 posted on 11/05/2016 4:53:29 PM PDT by Redwood71
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To: John Semmens

The future of America and the world depends on how you vote on November 8th.


10 posted on 11/05/2016 4:55:13 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: John Semmens
Obama Warns Voters “Trump Is Not One of Us"

Good!
11 posted on 11/05/2016 4:59:08 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: John Semmens

Obama does not see himself as an American, but as a communist of a global government.


12 posted on 11/05/2016 4:59:49 PM PDT by CodeToad
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To: John Semmens

You’re right, Obamao. That’s why Trump gets 15,000-30,000 people at his rallies, because he is NOT one of you despicable, corrupt, leftist worms.


13 posted on 11/05/2016 5:02:16 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: Sicon

Grrrr. Missed the satire tag. Oh well, my post is still applicable.


14 posted on 11/05/2016 5:03:25 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: clearcarbon

As Trump has stated....

“THE SWAMP NEEDS TO BE DRAINED”


15 posted on 11/05/2016 5:52:56 PM PDT by hapnHal (**)
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To: John Semmens

When an anti-American communist who has no cultural ties to our country but absolute loyalty to pure evil says “Trump is not one of us”, that is the best imaginable endorsement.


16 posted on 11/05/2016 6:13:47 PM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: John Semmens

Oh knows. Another that’s not who we are moment. How obamanesque.


17 posted on 11/05/2016 7:12:14 PM PDT by Recompennation
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To: John Semmens

D@mmit, John, you Rick-Rolled me AGAIN!


18 posted on 11/05/2016 7:22:34 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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