Posted on 04/28/2016 9:17:19 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I convinced two of my neighbors that never vote (Single guy and couple) to vote Trump. They have busy street frontage so after I convinced them to vote, I offered to pick them up yard signs. Some jackwagons came and stole one sign and both neighbors were outside. They got away with one sign. The other neighbor was outside trying to rig up a motion sensor and light when the jackwagons returned for his sign. The perp gets out of his car and can not see the neighbor. The neighbor yells "Can I help you Mother F'r" The perp jackrabits like the late night thief he is, and probably had to go home for fresh shorts.
Long story short, I no longer have to babysit their voting. They are HOT.
fence charger is a great one. we raise meat goats and to keep them in we have to use a 12 joule charger box
when I sometimes touch it...knocks me to the ground and I do not feel right for a few days..hehehe
Damnit, they are in bankruptcy. Any other similar products you know of?
It’s still available on Amazon.
Are you the freeper who put poison ivy juice on your signs a couple of years ago after someone was stealing them? Wasn’t he the kid who mowed your lawn?
Tell us about it again! It was a great story.
Yup. That’s me. Lost a couple signs, so I got some throwaway rubber gloves and rubbed poison Ivy all over the sign. I disappeared again, but next day I saw the neighbor’s kid’s arms were covered in Calamine Lotion. Ah ha! “Hey Joe, that’s some nasty poison ivy! Where’d you get into it?”
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