Posted on 04/28/2016 9:17:19 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I convinced two of my neighbors that never vote (Single guy and couple) to vote Trump. They have busy street frontage so after I convinced them to vote, I offered to pick them up yard signs. Some jackwagons came and stole one sign and both neighbors were outside. They got away with one sign. The other neighbor was outside trying to rig up a motion sensor and light when the jackwagons returned for his sign. The perp gets out of his car and can not see the neighbor. The neighbor yells "Can I help you Mother F'r" The perp jackrabits like the late night thief he is, and probably had to go home for fresh shorts.
Long story short, I no longer have to babysit their voting. They are HOT.
Smear some poison ivy juice all over the signs.
effing democrats. they stole Trump signs out of my yard here in Ohio too. twice. One SOB tried to scrape off a NOBAMA sticker from the window of my corvette while it was parked at the Cracker Barrel back in 2008. Democrats are total scum.
A liberal application of poison oak to those yard signs will do the trick. Or so I’ve heard ;)
You can get one of those rubber hands from a Halloween store and attach it to the top of the sign, with a little bit of ketchup on the back end of the hand so it looks like it is dripping...
Ima tape my TRUMP rally signs up on the inside of our windows.
LOL
One from Syracuse facing out onto one street. One from Wilkes Barre facing onto the other street.
It’s nice living on a corner.
“Smear some poison ivy juice all over the signs.”
You probably know know that I have been advocating this for several years. Do it, and watch your neighbors for signs of Calamine Lotion. Caught my neighbor’s kid that way! “Hey Joe! Where did you get that nasty poison Ivy”
I like the way you think!
Your name isn’t Roger Stone is it?
Just shared the suggestion with him. He loves the idea.
I have cameras around my property. I will be able to see anyone trying to steal my signs.
Roflmao @ the poison ivy ploy!
Ping to post #1 and #2
:D
I've never even heard of it.
Liberals might decide to break your windows
Short dry wall srews around the perimiter screwed through the paperboard signm And through the stake in many places so you cant grab the sign without getting stuck.
Those suckers hurt.
Google images...find some growing nearby....collect a bunch...crush it up....smear sign.
Don’t forget to use gloves and don’t rub nose.
OK, but they are expensive and they wreck the lawn . . .
Well done, LTGM.
-—Smear some poison ivy juice all over the signs.
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Where does one procure poison ivy juice?
Younger kid (not very political) was just saying that she likes Trump best of the candidates and asked if she should register to vote. She’s 19 now so I said “yes” and told her how proud I am to have been able to cast my first vote for Ronald Reagan. First presidential vote is a memorable one.
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