Are you the freeper who put poison ivy juice on your signs a couple of years ago after someone was stealing them? Wasn’t he the kid who mowed your lawn?
Tell us about it again! It was a great story.
Yup. That’s me. Lost a couple signs, so I got some throwaway rubber gloves and rubbed poison Ivy all over the sign. I disappeared again, but next day I saw the neighbor’s kid’s arms were covered in Calamine Lotion. Ah ha! “Hey Joe, that’s some nasty poison ivy! Where’d you get into it?”