Posted on 04/28/2016 9:17:19 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Thanks.
Update. I just helped him put up a spotlight focused on the sign. It is mounted in a tree and does not case glare to drivers. Sign just went 24/7. Will offer up my yardsign to the electrician after I make him promise not to run a 240 line out to his sign and pick up a replacement for me and some for his extended family. The other guy DJ’s over weekends and has latitude. I have suggested dedicating some songs to candidates. Eye of the Tiger for Trump. Love Stinks for Cruz/Fiorina. Welcome suggestions for the rest.
They are insured. And special glass that is difficult to break. :)
Oh and for people from New Hampshire and especially Iowa, WTH is wrong with you people. You put up with this kind of crap on TV (Commercials) every 4 years. You are mental. This makes me want to puke every minute. The lies. The distortions. The utter childishness and appeal to disgusting human traits. You people are sick.
We grow Carolina Reaper peppers 2,400,000 heat units. If you get some juice on your hand by accident when picking it will leave a chemical burn and blister.
In high school physics class we had a hand held Van de Graaff generator. A few times, getting in early, we'd close the door, set it against the knob, and crank it up to the max. People walking down the hall between classes, if they got too close, would get zapped. The screams were delicious!
Lol—I should tell my neighbor about this. He’d probably start sleeping during the day just so he could stay up watching his Trump sign all night, praying for the opportunity to issue an epic beatdown. He’s one of those guys who have crossed the line into actually hoping the Left overreaches enough for the Games to begin. Woe to the ‘rat that gets caught in his yard.
I’m in the back woods of PA and when myself and my parents put up Trump signs a few weeks ago, I was sure they would be stolen. But they are still standing! I live in a good area though where most everyone is honest. Plus if people trespass around here they know they can get shot. :)
A chemical supply house will have Potassium Permanganate crystals. Dissolve the crystals in just enough water to make a thick solution. Cover the sign post with the solution. The purple stain will not come out easily.
Smear grease all over the sign. They’ll have grease all over their hands, then on their door handle, clothes, steering wheel.
or use a staple gun, drive the staples through the edge of the sign all the way around, leaving the points sticking straight out.
I do like the poison ivy juice idea.
Up here in Southern New Hampshire, we have had six Trump yard signs stolen from our property.
The Snowflakes are out and about, when they aren’t home in Mommy’s basement, playing video games and Twittering about us “Fascist”.
Ah, the original Polaroid Swinger!
And just think what will happen when he goes to pee!
too funny
backplate blast area is 100 meters. You end up also taking yourself\your home out.
I have a similar story. We’ve got four kids. 3 are adults. Two voted Cruz, as did I. Third lives in England and will be back in time to vote for the eventual nominee, apparently Trump.
My first vote was for Reagan in ‘84. I was in college and didn’t know about absentee ballots. So I took the day off and drove home. A young lady who I was trying to get to know better came along. I drove 400 miles to vote for Ronald Reagan and married the girl a couple years later. Win-Win.
Single edge razor blades inserted in the corroplast along the bottom edge. When the Lefty goes to pull out your sign he leaves his fingerprints on your lawn. Literally. Alternatively bury wire in the grass that is hooked to the metal frame on one end and an electric fence charger on the other end.
Yep, that is a good way also. Actually easier and those staple points hurt also when you grab a palm full of them.
Extremely sticky, non-drying. If they get this on their hands they're going to ruin whatever clothes they have on trying to wipe it off, perhaps their car interior as well.
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