A modicum of humor to educate the youngsters about the inherent evil of Socialism.
Posted on 02/08/2016 10:10:19 AM PST by Torcert
For a little Friday afternoon political humor, check out this latest post from our friends at The People's Cube satirical site, run by the brilliant Oleg Atbashian. In this post, contributor "Comrade Torcer" takes the hashtag setup #BernieSandersisSoOld and runs with it:
#BernieSandersisSoOld Marx had him proofread his Manifesto.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He wrote his last will and testament on parchment.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He sometimes slips up and calls them Bourgeois instead of Billionaires.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He used to call Stalin a young whippersnapper.
#BernieSandersisSoOld It’s been decades since he’s been able to “#FeeltheBern†for those young Female Comrades. (if you know what I mean)
#BernieSandersisSoOld That he can remember a time when progressives had to lie about being socialists.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He thinks that ‘Progress’ means as going back to ideas of the 1800’s.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He can remember why the Soviet secret police were called Chekists.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He used to say he was ‘Pro’ proletariat.
#BernieSandersisSoOld he’s forgotten more about Marxism than most youngsters will even know.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He was the first to yell ‘Get off my lawn’!
#BernieSandersisSoOld He remembers when Molotov meant an agreement between Russian and German Socialists and not a cocktail.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He thinks there is a difference between Socialist and Communists.
#BernieSandersisSoOld he wants to end subsidies for the buggy whip industry.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He can remember when ‘Global Warming’ meant the end of the Ice age.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He has a personally autographed copy of the Principles of Communism.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He’s from a time before revision A1 of the M1911. (That’s for you John Browning fans)
#BernieSandersisSoOld He knows that Hitler was the head of a Socialist Worker’s party.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He can remember when Liberal meant you were in favor of #liberty.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He was there for the Soviet’s very first 5 year plan.
#BernieSandersisSoOld #FeeltheBern means breaking out the preparation ‘H’.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He wants to party like it’s 1849!
#BernieSandersisSoOld He’s forgotten more about Marxism than most youngsters will even know.
#BernieSandersisSoOld He confuses e-mail with sending a telegram.
A modicum of humor to educate the youngsters about the inherent evil of Socialism.
More proof that leftys with gold level health plans live forever, LOL
The statement in the bible, ‘I never knew you’ does not refer to Sanders, although the one ‘I never agreed with you’ does.
In reality Bernie is not so very old. To put it in perspective, he was 4 years old when WWII ended.
He’s so old, “walk don’t run” isn’t simply an oldie, it’s good advice.
I prefer the “Bernie Sanders is so lazy” meme. As in “Bernie is so old that he lived off of Welfare until he got a government job at age 40.” That’s exactly what the country needs.
In reality Bernie is not so very old. To put it in perspective, he was 4 years old when WWII ended. ........... And for many, that was only yesterday. When you get to be his age you will better understand how quickly the years went by.
That is a Good - must add it to the list.
The real point is that the organized evil that is Socialism is a very old concept, but certain youngsters are not aware of this fact.
Most purveyors of the organized evil that is Socialism would rather steal from society than contribute to it.
I always say leftys with gold level health plans tend to live a long time.
(Carter, Castro, Soros, etc)
I’d bet on Burney making 82 no problem.
Such an old commie.
Can I live 8 more years?
..one word: Depends..
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He’s so old he’s not running for president; he’s hobbling walking fast.
He’s so old he’s not running for president; he’s hobbling.
How about this one: Bernei Sanders is so old he remembers a time at Freerepublic where quotes or apostrophes could be used in every article without the software mangling them.
A far as I can ascertain, the primary difference between Communists and Socialists is form by which they are implemented.
Incrementally for Socialists and by revolution for Communists - the death misery and oppression are the same result however..
So since ‘Bernie’ wants a ‘political revolution’ I would peg him as a Communist.
It’s a sad commentary on the state of the nation that someone like that would get anywhere near a serious run for office.
50 - 60 years ago he would have been run out of town on a rail.
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