Posted on 01/11/2016 7:57:07 AM PST by Cheerio
Satire
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA – Witnesses are coming forward confirming that former President William J. Clinton suffered minor injuries back stage while his wife, Hillary Clinton, attended a town hall event as a part of her presidential campaign yesterday.
According to a dozen witnesses, shortly after his arrival at the event center, Bill Clinton started talking to Nicole Reynolds, a 22 year old MSNBC makeup intern.
'There wasn't anything malicious at first,' said Brian Hazely, a custodian at the event center. 'We couldn't hear what they were saying, but as time went on you could see she got more and more uncomfortable and even tried to walk away from him. But he kept following her everywhere she went; she just couldn't get away from him.'.....
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Satire is normally somewhat unbelievable as to not be confused with a reality.
Good thing you said Satire because I believed the headline coming in.
LOL!
So did I ...
ever so believable! Thanks
Someone should tell that intern not to worry; what can’t get up can’t get out.
I would have believed it had the explanation of him hurting himself included a reference to tripping over his scrot-sac and old man balls at this knees. Old coot.
Lol......good one.
All Bubba did was stick his head out from behind Curtain No. 1....and everyone goes nuts.
A the standard was set for satire writers that frequent FR it should be followed for articles from afar — Add “Satire” to the title, was Jim’s rule as I recall.
“Satire” should be in the headline...just saying.
Remember, there are many folk here (like me) who just read the headline, then get on the phone to spread the news without reading anything else!
Warming up properly becomes more important, as a sex offender athlete ages.
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by Jim Robinson
The headline was entirely believable...
Sorry - How can it be added? Is there a way to contact the moderator?
Can you change the HEADLINE for me? Thanks
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The People's Cube's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief has learned from a reliably high anonymous source within the Hillary 2016 campaign that they have now issued to each intern the same device that Hillary has successfully used to keep Bill from getting out of hand: 
I would expect to see the raging Cajun running around trailer parks looking for evidence against the intern in trash cans over the next month.
We can probably expect to see assault charges filed against her, also.
Doesn't she have any respect for our senior citizens?
Someone on our Facebook page noted that Bill Clinton may have an alibi, as he was likely in city center Cologne on New Year's eve, with a few friends.
So did I, but it’s not beyond the realm of reality.
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