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NYC Adopts Draconian Penalty for Offending Transgenders [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 3 Jan 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/04/2016 8:48:13 AM PST by John Semmens

In an effort to discipline its inhabitants into respecting transgender preferences, the New York City Commission on Human Rights updated the City's discrimination rules to incorporate a $250,000 fine for failure to use an individual's desired gender-based pronoun when addressing that person either orally or in writing.

The new rule is more complex than simply using cues from the way a person is dressed to guess whether to refer to that person as "he" or "she." A whole panoply of possible pronouns is covered by the ordinance. These include he/him/his, she/her/hers, as well as others such as they/them/theirs and ze/hir.

NYC Councilman Fernando Cabrera called the severe penalties "essential if we are to break people's habits of carelessly throwing around 'he' or 'she' based merely upon a person's actual sexual anatomy. Person's who are comfortable with their birth sex don't realize how hard it is for those who aren't. Ideally, common courtesy should guide the fortunate majority to comply with the wishes of the unfortunate minority. However, since there are still pockets of ignorance and resistance to these wishes government needs to take corrective action."

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: gender; insanity; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 01/04/2016 8:48:13 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’m safe, since I address everyone with second-person pronouns, which are genderless.


2 posted on 01/04/2016 8:51:23 AM PST by Genoa
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To: John Semmens

The only reason they didn’t demand beheadings of those who offended the he-shes is they didn’t think they could get the city council to back it.


3 posted on 01/04/2016 8:53:19 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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To: Genoa

At least in English.


4 posted on 01/04/2016 9:01:04 AM PST by heartwood
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To: heartwood
At least in English.

Me muvver tongue.

5 posted on 01/04/2016 9:20:37 AM PST by Genoa
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To: John Semmens

Can’t we just go back to calling them what they truly are, QUEERS? That designation covers all sorts of unsavory behaviors.


6 posted on 01/04/2016 10:22:40 AM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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