Sanders Vows End to Islamophobia [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 Nov 2015 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders (S-Vt) told voters that he will “bring an end to the Islamophobia that has stained our country. Americans’ fear of terrorism is excessive. Muslims in this country aren’t massacring people. There is no cause for anyone to be apprehensive or mistrustful toward them. Suppressing such irrational fears will be a major emphasis in my administration.”

The possibility that fear of Muslim immigrants might be warranted escaped Sanders’ purview. For example, since opening its borders to a surge of Muslim immigration, Sweden has experienced a 1400% increase in rapes and now ranks second in the world in this crime category.

The problem is that under Islamic law, Muslim women serve little more purpose than catering to their husbands’ sexual demands. The “uncovered whores,” i.e., Western women who do not comply with sharia law, are considered legitimate targets for rape by Muslim men.

The Swedish government’s approach to this problem has been to crack down on Islamophobia. Nevertheless, an unfazed Sanders reaffirmed his belief that “the Scandinavian countries provide a model we should emulate.”

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[PROCON]

I, for one, don’t have islamophobia, I have islamonausea.

[Steely Tom]

Now that the rising of the seas has been halted, the Left moves on to the next great undertaking.

[FlingWingFlyer]

What’s he going to do? Behead all “islamophobe” Americans? What an ***hole.

[Swede Girl]

Anyone who votes for this idiot will deserve the misery they will have if he wins! The rest of us will not deserve it, however.

[Terry L Smith]

The imaginary disease, invented by both Socialists and Communists called ‘Islamophobia’, already has a cure.

It’s called Nativism, with the similar, but less threatening Patriotism, as second.