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[Satire] Afghan Sex Slaves "Internal Matter," Says Administration
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Sep 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/25/2015 5:34:29 PM PDT by John Semmens

Reports that US military personnel in Afghanistan have been ordered to ignore Afghan troops' "bachi bazi"—the ritual kidnapping, imprisonment and rape of child sex slaves was defended by the Obama Administration as "a necessary compromise in the war on terror."

"The practice of holding and abusing under-aged boys as sex slaves is an ancient tradition in Afghanistan," US Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter observed. "It is not our place to interfere."

The Secretary drew a parallel with this country's alliance with the Soviet Union during World War II. "The Soviet Union was an oppressive tyranny run by a paranoid psychopath," Carter recounted. "Millions were sent to the gulag for trivial or non-existent offenses. Thousands were executed for imaginary crimes. By any measure, this was far worse than the rape of a few hundred little boys by our Afghan allies."

"Abiding Stalin's lesser evil in order to gain his nation's help in fighting Hitler's greater evil was a necessary strategic decision," Carter contended. "Likewise, abiding the peculiar cultural practices of our Afghan allies in the war against the Taliban terrorists is a price we must be willing to pay. The squeamishness of our troops cannot be permitted to interfere with our broader strategic objectives in the region."

Carter justified the dismissal of Sgt. Charles Martland from the Army for his actions calling attention to the child rapes. "Our troops in the region have their orders," Carter said. "By raising an unapproved alarm over the Afghan Army's behavior, Sgt Martland disobeyed those orders. Discipline is a fundamental component of military cohesion. Just as US troops were ordered to ignore Soviet troops' rape of German women in the closing days of WWII, Martland was ordered to ignore the Afghan troops' rapes. Discharging him was our only option."

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-Calif) labeled this "strategic compromise 'pathetic.' We shouldn't be repeating history's past mistakes. Making the world safe for pedophiles is not a cause worthy of one drop of an American soldier's blood. We should either stand for human freedom or withdraw from this fight."

In related news, Carter denounced Russia's intervention in Syria saying that "sending troops to battle ISIL in the region conflicts with President Obama's more nuanced approach. Russia's decision to just kill the Islamic State fighters contradicts the President's efforts to assist these forces to help overthrow the Assad dictatorship."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; depravity; obama; satire

1 posted on 09/25/2015 5:34:29 PM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 09/25/2015 5:36:53 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

We are so totally lost. We cannot tell our right hand from our left. God has turned his face from this nation and all that is left is repentance and preparation for judgement.


3 posted on 09/25/2015 5:38:40 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: WorkingClassFilth
We are so totally lost. We cannot tell our right hand from our left. God has turned his face from this nation and all that is left is repentance and preparation for judgement.

You got that 100% correct.

Sunday, the Lord's Day, is merely the second day of the weekend and is made for sleeping in, late and large breakfasts and watching football.

God would take us back. However, it would require sorrow/repentance, penance and a promise to be better. His Love is large enough for all of us sinners, IF we just ask for it. Don't you think?

4 posted on 09/25/2015 5:45:42 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

Simple asking won’t do it. Action must follow repentance. God judges and we need to follow through on our confessions of repentance.


5 posted on 09/25/2015 6:00:32 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: John Semmens

Maybe DOD should have asked advice from Comrade Pope ... you know, to get a professional opinion first before making an official announcement.


6 posted on 09/25/2015 6:38:32 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Our military top brass should consider an uniform change .... skirts for those that lack balls!)
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I was wondering when you were going to write about this “target rich environment” of sick political correctness.

Obama, “If I had a son he would look like this Afghan boy.”


7 posted on 09/25/2015 8:20:49 PM PDT by Lake Living
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Child abuse is NOT a subject for satire!


8 posted on 09/25/2015 9:01:42 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Trump is not our candidate, he is our Special Forces unit.)
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So, under the Obama regime we support people who decapitate Christians, decapitate babies, and child rapists.

Judgement is coming.


9 posted on 09/25/2015 9:32:37 PM PDT by marron
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Holy Cow, John! I think you’ve come up with the true attitude of this administration.

Thanks for the ping.


10 posted on 09/25/2015 11:00:07 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: B4Ranch

>> Child abuse is NOT a subject for satire!

To say that Semmens shouldn’t criticize those enabling crimes against children?


11 posted on 09/26/2015 12:30:27 AM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: John Semmens
Carter denounced Russia's intervention in Syria saying that "sending troops to battle ISIL in the region conflicts with President Obama's more nuanced approach. Russia's decision to just kill the Islamic State fighters contradicts the President's efforts to assist these forces to help overthrow the Assad dictatorship."

Good one John!

12 posted on 09/26/2015 8:36:24 AM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Simple asking won’t do it. Action must follow repentance. God judges and we need to follow through on our confessions of repentance.

From the Internet
Repentance: Repentance is a prerequisite to belief. What is repentance? Its basic meaning is "to change" or "to turn." Once a person hears the gospel and is convicted that his way of life is wrong, he must change his present behavior and "bear fruits worthy of repentance" (Matthew 3:8).
Repentance is not merely feeling sorry or remorseful, but being so stricken in one's heart that one seeks the cleansing of baptism and begins to live according to God's standards - according to God's law. Remorse without a corresponding change in conduct is not repentance!

http://www.truegospel.org/index.cfm/fuseaction/basics.tour/ID/7/Repentance-Belief-and-Gospel.htm

The LAST line is the kicker. Change must happen or repentance doesn't occur.

13 posted on 09/26/2015 2:19:11 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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Read Peter Van Buren's book We Meant Well: How I Helped Lose the Battle for the Hearts and Minds of the Iraqi People for an example of how we did attempt to correct the behavior of our "allies" in Iraq, and made a mess of things. If ever a book was well-titled, that one is. It's a cautionary tale of how "doing good" can make things worse.

As for the practice of raping boys in Afghanistan, we probably should intervene in specific cases, but with the knowledge that we're not going to make a permanent difference.

14 posted on 09/28/2015 12:06:45 PM PDT by JoeFromSidney ( book, RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY, available from Amazon)
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