Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to wed Obama's daughter

news.yahoo.com ^ | May 26, 2015 | AFP

[Berlin_Freeper]

A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday.

Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter.

"I got interested in her in 2008," Kiprono said, in an interview with The Nairobian newspaper.

At that time President Obama was running for office for the first time and Malia was a 10-year-old.

"As a matter of fact, I haven't dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price," he said.

[ETL]

“A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia’s hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday.”

Has Obama made a decision yet?

[piasa]

The Kenyan lawyer became interested in her when she was 10... Is that their blood thirsty cult teaches them as acceptable? Sorry that was rhetorical question.

It doesn't say how old he is other than he is still a young man himself- for all we know it may be he was about the same age at the time.

"I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali (maize porridge) and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman," he said.

She should consider this- it will make her much more useful to society than the average Democrat will ever be.

[knarf]

With mrs Robinson as an example ... the wookie is obviously conditioned to follow HER offspring

[Sasparilla]

The Kenyan lawyer became interested in her when she was 10... Is that their blood thirsty cult teaches them as acceptable?”

Perfectly acceptable. Mohamhead “consumated” his marriage to his favorite “wife” when she was nine. He made this acceptable in the koran to make his own pedophelia acceptable.

[ETL]

I doubt Obama will take him up on the offer. They have no place to keep 50 cows.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

His plan was to lure Moochelle there and trade her for the daughter passing her off as a cow.

[Sasparilla]

Several Presidents up to the time of Teddy Roosevelt grazed cattle and goats on the White House grounds. Many raised chickens too. Maybe he could sweeten the deal by throwing in some hens and a rooster.

[katana]

Obama already possesses a cow. Although she does spend a lot of time away on holiday and out making speeches.

[LadyBuck]

Obummer already has a cow, but thanks for playing!

[mass55th]

Back in 2000, another Kenyan offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea Clinton. I know there's a joke in there somewhere.

Livestock Offier

[LadyBuck]

Dang, you beat me to it.

[dirtymac]

Interested at 10 years of age? Now 16? isn’t that too old for followers of the ‘perfect man’ Muhammad, by at least 10 years. He should have been thighing her when see was 5 or 6 with full intercourse being put until the ripe old age of 9.

[Patriot Babe]

ROFL

[Veggie Todd]

I guess lawyers are the same everywhere.

[Patriot Babe]

OMG I remember that deal with the Clintons.

[Political Junkie Too]

Has Obama made a decision yet?

He has to take a poll first.

-PJ

[ETL]

Obama already possesses a cow.

Perhaps he can trade her in for some chickens and goats. He may have to include some cash too.

[Dr. Thorne]

[Political Junkie Too]

Is this part of the secret fast-track trade deal?

-PJ

[Rodamala]

How much for the little girl?