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Bush Defends Warrantless Government Surveillance [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 23 May 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/23/2015 1:09:18 PM PDT by John Semmens

While one GOP presidential candidate filibustered legislation extending the National Security Agency’s (NSA) authority to spy on Americans, another alleges that “there’s not a shred of evidence that this surveillance has violated anyone’s civil liberties.”

GOP presidential candidate Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ken) spoke for 10 hours on the floor of the Senate contending that NSA’s warrantless violations of privacy are unconstitutional. “The Fourth Amendment was intended to protect us from unreasonable searches,” Rand argued. “It calls for government to obtain a warrant from a judge based on ‘probable cause.’ The gathering of massive amounts of private information without such warrants flies in the teeth of the Amendment’s prohibition. We should be abolishing this intrusion, not extending it.”

Prospective rival for the Republican nomination, former Florida Governor JEB Bush disagreed, calling the NSA “a virtual guardian angel watching over and protecting us. I just can’t buy the argument that we have anything to fear from our own government. They’re on our side. We need to give them all the power and tools they say they need to keep us safe.”

Bush said that “the fact that the only people killed so far based on information gathered by the NSA are enemies of our government ought to reassure everyone that as long as they behave themselves they have nothing to fear. So the government knows who you phone, email and tweet. So what, as long as you’re not doing anything wrong why should you care? I don’t find the so-called scare phrase ‘Big Brother is watching you’ particularly frightening. The whole idea behind the NSA originated with my big brother and he’s a swell guy. We should be glad that he helped develop a program to watch over us.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/05/23/failure-to-disclose-26-million-in-bribes-an-oversight-says-ceo/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bigbrother; jebbush; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 05/23/2015 1:09:19 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Jebbie expects victories in NH, TX, and FL to push aside all other opposition.


2 posted on 05/23/2015 2:56:52 PM PDT by Theodore R. (Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
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To: Theodore R.

You can certainly expect dems to cross over to vote for Jebster in soviet Red Hampshire’s ‘open’ primary. As long as political staff and media flood into the state to cover the ‘first in the nation’ primary (and filling the state’s tax coffers at the same time); it’s all good.


3 posted on 05/23/2015 3:01:18 PM PDT by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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