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Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2015 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Ian Reisner, one of the two gay hoteliers who invited presidential candidate Senator Ted Cruz (R-Tex) to speak at a private party, has, after threats from the gay lobby to destroy his business, apologized for his "insensitivity."

"I had mistakenly believed that my sexual orientation was not the sum total of who I am," Reisner said. "I had delusions that I could entertain other beliefs about politics that had nothing to do with gay rights. But I have been told that listening to Senator Cruz is akin to listening to Satan. It cannot be permitted. It can only lead me into deviation from the correct way of thinking."

There is no assurance that Reisner's apology will give him any respite from the LGBT lobby. Horace Hindman, spokesman for Men Who Love Men, asserted that "consorting with Cruz is no minor transgression. Reisner has cast serious doubt on his bonafides as a true member of the gay community. Whether he can ever be forgiven remains to be seen."

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[GeronL]

except for the quotes, I think that really happened

[rockrr]

“Horace Hindman”? Well played!