Posted on 03/23/2015 12:17:08 PM PDT by smoothsailing
March 23, 2015
by Kommissar Brainiac
The White House announced today that it is adopting an entirely new foreign policy, based on the "Hands-up-don't-shoot" movement that is gaining momentum with community organizations throughout the U.S.
"If it works in the streets of America, if it is effective as our domestic strategy, it can work as foreign policy doctrine as well," President Obama said at a press conference Monday. "This may sound like a harsh measure, but we won't hesitate to use it when safety of all Americans is at stake," he added.
It is understood that the U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry will immediately begin to implement this foreign policy where Iran and ISIS are concerned, as well as with Russia, North Korea, and other international bullies and rogue states.
Nancy Pelosi expressed her approval by stating that such a nuclear option on the table will surely alleviate all foreign and domestic terrorist threats, allowing Homeland Security to spend more time on important projects like monitoring free speech and shuttering heterosexual bakeries.
Ed Henry vs. Earnest: If Yemen Is Not Falling Apart Why Are We Pulling Out Embassy Personnel?
EARNEST: Ed, what we have seen in Yemen is the effective deployment of a counter-terrorism strategy to put continual pressure on extremist groups that seek to do harm to the United States.
HENRY: If there is so much pressure why are we leaving?
If this is not satire it is lunacy
How else can we re-arm Al-Q ?
Re-arming by drive-by, worth $500 million in material and arms ?
Just like Benghazi !
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