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IRS Insists Giving Tax Refunds to Illegal Aliens Is “the Least We Can Do” [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 March 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/10/2015 10:52:43 AM PDT by John Semmens

The IRS has announced plans to follow up President Obama’s illegal grant of amnesty to persons in this country illegally with a program that will permit illegal aliens to receive tax refunds for taxes they never paid.

IRS Commissioner John Koskinen defended the move as “a necessary component of the President’s vision for America’s future. The vast majority of these immigrants are poor. They will need substantial help if the President’s dream of transforming our culture is to become a reality. Diverting some of America’s excess wealth to these people via tax refunds is one way of making this happen.”

Koskinen’s view was bolstered by President Obama’s speech celebrating the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s Selma march. In the speech Obama said “giving amnestied illegal immigrants the same rights as citizens is a way of honoring Dr. King’s message of brotherhood and equality. President Lincoln freed the slaves from bondage, but a century of Jim Crow laws, discrimination and poverty continued to oppress African-Americans.”

“Let’s not make the same mistake today,” Obama said. “I have opened the door to freedom for Latin American people oppressed by corrupt governments south of our border. Let’s not make these liberated millions live in the shadows of second-class status for a hundred years. Let’s accelerate their integration into our society by giving them the sustenance they need and the full rights of citizenship so they can be active participants in selecting the rulers who will govern us all.”

“In light of the president’s recent remarks, I think everyone can agree that our plan to give them tax refunds is the least we can do,” Koskinen concluded.

In related news, the Government Accountability Office (GAO) reported that the federal government made nearly $125 billion in improper payments during fiscal year 2014. These are payments made for services not rendered, merchandise not received, and to recipients not eligible to receive the money. Nearly $18 billion in improper payments were made through the Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC)–the very mechanism by which the IRS proposes to pay tax refunds to amnestied illegal aliens.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/03/07/dems-label-inquiry-into-hillarys-emails-witch-hunt/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: aliens; corruption; illegals; irs; satire

1 posted on 03/10/2015 10:52:43 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

least they could do is stop taking my money to give to others.


2 posted on 03/10/2015 10:53:53 AM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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They have run out of my money, and my children’s money to give to others. They are now in the process of giving away my unborn grand children’s money.


3 posted on 03/10/2015 11:00:35 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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To: John Semmens

Except they are NOT REFUNDs, they are CREDITs.

They are for them working, not them just getting their extra tax with-holding back like we do.


4 posted on 03/10/2015 11:00:36 AM PDT by sickoflibs (King Obama : 'The debate is over. The time for talk is over. Just follow my commands you serfs""')
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To: John Semmens
I don't understand why they don't give the maximum EITC to ever single person in Central and South America. After all, every one of them could have made illegal entry to the United States, could have been turned away by a mean old border agent, and therefore could have earned an income in the United States, on which they could have received the EITC.

Why not give it to all - what? - 750 million of them?

And why not - while you're at it - extend the franchise to all of them too? After all, the things we do in the United States have an effect on them too, isn't that true?

And, of course, they'll want to vote for the political party that wants to keep the good times rolling, right? And we all know which party that is, right? Sure we do.

5 posted on 03/10/2015 11:08:36 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Vote GOP for A Slower Handbasket)
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To: John Semmens

I have an urge to post this on my Facebook page as the real deal just to see what all my lib friends say. They make excuses for EVERYTHING.


6 posted on 03/10/2015 11:21:55 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running like a watercolor in the rain)
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To: The_Media_never_lie

Must be nice to spend other peoples money.


7 posted on 03/10/2015 11:23:19 AM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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