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Court Ruling Won’t Impede Amnesty SATIRE
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Feb 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/21/2015 9:33:50 AM PST by John Semmens

U.S. District Court for the Southern District of Texas, Judge Andrew Hanen’s ruling against the Obama Administration’s unilateral rewriting of the nation’s immigration laws has Democrats incensed. Hanen demolished the Administration’s contention that President Obama’s actions were within his “prosecutorial discretion.” “It is within the President’s discretion not to prosecute individuals who have broken our laws,” the Judge said. “It is not within his discretion to create new laws without Congressional legislation.”

Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson vowed to press ahead regardless of the ruling. “The opinion of a single judge in Texas can’t overturn the decision of the President to revamp the way this country handles immigration,” Johnson decreed. “President Obama was elected by the people to be the sovereign ruler of the United States. Hanen wasn’t elected by anyone. The scope of his authority does not entitle him to scrutinize, much less void, the actions taken by the President.”

Rep. Luis Gutierrez (D-IL) predicted that “this court’s ruling will be ignored. The immigrants will continue to come and the President will provide them with the papers they need to establish themselves as full citizens. A tidal wave of their votes will sweep all amnesty opponents out of office in 2016.”

Mexico’s Foreign Minister José Antonio Meade Kuribreña denounced the court ruling calling it “a futile attempt to derail the reconquista. No one will obey it. With the assistance of President Obama, our people will reclaim the lands stolen from Mexico by President Polk and his army in 1848.”

In related news, Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN) demanded federal legislation that would bar states from requiring voters to be registered. “Voting should be a universal human right,” Ellison claimed. “No state should be allowed to restrict any human from exercising this right. The whole process should be simple—every human who shows up at the polls should be given a ballot to cast.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/02/21/government-panel-calls-for-measures-to-upgrade-our-health/


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: amnesty; obama; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 02/21/2015 9:33:50 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Satire = Reality

The ONLY thing Obola-the-Undocumented Islamist impostor
hates more than the Law and the US Constitution is
the USA and the American people whom he lies
to day after day after day.

Apparently not?


2 posted on 02/21/2015 9:38:47 AM PST by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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To: John Semmens

The title, at least, is not satire. It is all going ahead apace and cutting off of funding wont stop it. There is too much unaccounted money washing about the system.


3 posted on 02/21/2015 4:31:22 PM PST by arthurus (it's true!)
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