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University Bans Use of Sexist Salutations [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 Jan 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/31/2015 9:30:24 AM PST by John Semmens

Contending that "Mr., Mrs., and Ms" are hurtful and offensive to those with nontraditional gender identification, City University of New York wants its employees—professors and staff—to stop using these greetings.

Dean of Students Peter Beaver explained that "for us to assume that because a person looks male we should address him as 'mister' overlooks the possibility that inwardly that person may identify as female. The situation for those who look female is even more complex, as 'miss' and 'missus' inject a marital status into the equation."

"The appropriate form of salutation will be situational," Beaver said. "If a university employee knows the person's first or last name the employee should simply use that in addressing the person. If the individual is unknown to the employee he should use the term 'student' if the person being addressed is known to be a student. If that information is not known a non-sexist term like 'hey,' 'hello,' 'you', or 'comrade' should be used. Under no circumstances shall the terms 'sir' or ma'am' be used."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/170352-2015-01-31-semi-news-semi-satire-february-1-2015-edition.htm


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: educrats; politicallycorrect; satire; transgender

1 posted on 01/31/2015 9:30:24 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

His name is Beaver...heh...hehehehe.


2 posted on 01/31/2015 9:35:46 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: John Semmens

Could use “Yo entity, whaaaasup”!


3 posted on 01/31/2015 10:02:37 AM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Benghazi Clinton killed 4 & injured a dozen as SOS, imagine what she could do as CinC.)
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To: Bryanw92

PETER Beaver lol


4 posted on 01/31/2015 10:07:52 AM PST by cqnc (Don't Blame ME, I voted for the American!)
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To: Bryanw92

So instead address people as Comrade. Or Tovarisch.


5 posted on 01/31/2015 10:12:34 AM PST by Fred Hayek (The Democratic Party is now the operational arm of the CPUSA)
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To: John Semmens

Geez. Well, its New York, its CCNY, they have to bend over backwards to price they are liberal.


6 posted on 01/31/2015 10:22:26 AM PST by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: John Semmens

nontraditional gender identification

We just need one to fit them and they should be fine. How about “it”? Or are there copyright issues with the Addams Family?


7 posted on 01/31/2015 10:34:28 AM PST by logic101.net (If libs believe in Darwin and natural selection why do they get hacked off when it happens?)
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To: John Semmens
"...for us to assume that because a person looks male we should address him as 'mister' overlooks the possibility that inwardly that person may identify as female..."

In which case, instead of verbally greeting them, you should just walk up an slap the reality-fighting stupid bitch across the face so hard its teeth loosen. I'm sure we all agree, people like that should just stay home... better still, get the ___k back in the closet.

IMHO.

8 posted on 01/31/2015 10:50:22 AM PST by Gargantua ("...Fee tine a mady..." ;^)
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To: John Semmens
"...for us to assume that because a person looks male we should address him as 'mister' overlooks the possibility that inwardly that person may identify as female..."

In which case, instead of verbally greeting them, you should just walk up and slap the reality-fighting stupid bitch across the face so hard its teeth loosen. I'm sure we all agree, people like that should just stay home... better still, get the ___k back in the closet.

IMHO.

9 posted on 01/31/2015 10:53:31 AM PST by Gargantua ("...Fee tine a mady..." ;^)
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To: Bryanw92

Dave Barry once speculated about what life would have really been like for an actual boy growing up with the name “Beaver” Cleaver.

His description of junior high school for “the Beaver” was not for the faint of heart. Especially the locker room scene.


10 posted on 01/31/2015 11:12:10 AM PST by elcid1970 ("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: John Semmens

Robespierre and the Committee on Public Safety are alive and well in leftism


11 posted on 01/31/2015 11:20:45 AM PST by GeronL
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