Posted on 11/24/2014 8:42:51 AM PST by John Semmens
The IRS claim that Rev. Al Sharpton owes more than $4 million in back taxes was challenged by the Reverend.
“My share of the reparations the US Government owes for slavery has not been taken into account,” Sharpton argued. “The humiliation, the suffering, the oppression, and murder of African-Americans that has disgraced this country for over 400 years is a debt that can never be fully repaid.”
“Instead of harassing me, the government should be making a good-faith effort to try to make payments on this unpayable debt,” Sharpton suggested. “Then, after 400 years we can reassess to see how much is still owed.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/11/23/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-103/
Sharpton is proof that God does indeed do satire.
Lol!!
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