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Obama Eyes Emancipation Proclamation as Model for Amnesty Executive Order
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/09/2014 8:39:18 AM PDT by John Semmens

Insiders say that President Obama will use President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation as the model for his anticipated Executive Order granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants. In 1862 Lincoln declared that all slaves in territory held by the Rebels were "forever free." He justified it as a wartime necessity.

Those close to Obama say he views the parallels as "striking." "As he sees it," says an off-the-record source, "the vast majority of the illegal immigrants reside in states that are hostile to the Administration?at war with his efforts to transform the nation. Thus, as Commander-in-Chief he believes it is his right to act alone to both serve a broader justice and to weaken the strength of his political enemies."

"The beauty of it is that there's nothing anyone can do to stop him should he decide to go ahead," the source chortled. "He may not have the law or Constitution on his side, but he has strong support from national opinion makers. And if the GOP dares to impeach him for exceeding his authority a wave of Hispanic votes will sweep them aside in November."

To his credit, Lincoln aware of the absence of explicit authority for his proclamation sucessfully lobbied for a Constitutional Amendment (the 13th) freeing the slaves. President Obama is reported to see no need for a similar move on his part to try to fix what he considers "a fatality flawed and essentially useless document."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/160879-2014-08-08-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-august-10-2014.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: illegals; lincoln; obama; satire

1 posted on 08/09/2014 8:39:18 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It’s very scary when we have to look to see if it’s satire. And many times it’s not.


2 posted on 08/09/2014 8:41:05 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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To: John Semmens

Four sandtraps and uhhh a cold beer ago, I came to the conclusion uhhh that sometimes you uhhhh have to uhhh take one in uhhhh the head to save your uhhh butt.

Therefore,, uhhhh ,, I am unilaterally uhhh declaring a general amnesty immediately uhhh for all comers to our uhhh southern border uhh the last 30 years.

Gotta go! Tee uhh time.


3 posted on 08/09/2014 8:44:23 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
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To: John Semmens

Oh no...Obozo hadn’t thought of this until Semmons gave him the idea. He already already has compared himself to Lincoln on various occasions. All he needs is a civil war and he’s been trying for one for the past five years.


4 posted on 08/09/2014 8:57:11 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: John Semmens

This may be satire but it’s exactly what the SOB is trying to do. The only thing that makes it satire is how goofy the Kenyan’s plan is. The whole Obama regime is nothing but satire with their childish and sophomoric antics.


5 posted on 08/09/2014 8:59:19 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a refugee camp! It is my home!!!)
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To: John Semmens

If he can legislate by executive decree, why the hell are we paying Congress to sit on their collective asses while a Marxist drives this country into the ground. Come on GOP, grow a pair and stand up for those who put you there in the first place!


6 posted on 08/09/2014 9:01:31 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: John Semmens

It’s getting harder and harder to satirize this president


7 posted on 08/09/2014 9:02:44 AM PDT by slumber1 (Islam delenda est)
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To: John Semmens

Emancipation Proclamation was for slaves ALREADY in our country NOT for inbound foreign invaders you plan on granting amnesty to you NITWIT! Geez this guy is like hiring a grade school coach to manage an NFL team...


8 posted on 08/09/2014 9:02:55 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: jsanders2001

He got you

It’s SATIRE


9 posted on 08/09/2014 9:15:36 AM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: txrefugee

I didn’t give Obama this idea. It’s already under discussion according to inside sources.


10 posted on 08/09/2014 9:38:30 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for that John. It’s something we should all be aware of, and when it comes out in future news publication(s) I will point in your direction as having warned us.

Satire is useless without a basis in truth. I/We appreciate your semi-satire, semi-news posts.


11 posted on 08/09/2014 9:46:47 AM PDT by rockinqsranch ((Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will. They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.))
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And we're just going to sit idly by and let him get away with it.

No Way Jose (No Se Puede!) by 10 Pound Test

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

12 posted on 08/09/2014 10:16:15 AM PDT by wku man ("Weenie in a Hybrid" by 10 Pound Test - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdLDSB_6gY)
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To: John Semmens

John,
You have to stop doing this. I did not catch the ruse until the end of the article when semi-news was thrown in my face. This is not satire, intuition mayhaps, definitely not satire. If Obama does not use this rationale it will be because he has not thought of it.


13 posted on 08/09/2014 10:57:15 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Pontiac

Dang you John Semmens! My deaths certificate will say - “Cause of death: heart attack induced by John Semmens”...lol


14 posted on 08/09/2014 11:24:50 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens

There they go again, rewriting history.

The EP was a presidential proclamation, not an act of law, and therefore slavery remained unaddressed formally and lawfully until the passage of the 13th, 14th and 15th Amendments some years later.

A president proclaims such and such a day is “ lobster day” and therefore it becomes a binding lawful act that can be enforced- everyone must eat a lobster?

Also, recall, the constitution was largely suspended due to the WONG, CW, WOTR or whatever one wishes to call it and martial law was the law of the day at the time of the EP...

Are we there yet? Thought not.

EOs and presidential proclamations have no force of law unless such authority or power is granted by the constitution (or relinquished to POTUS by congress, which may well be unconstitutional if we really care to look at it).

YRMV.


15 posted on 08/09/2014 11:26:28 AM PDT by Manly Warrior (US ARMY (Ret), "No Free Lunches for the Dogs of War")
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To: Louis Foxwell

John is a gypsy with a crystal ball when it comes to this administration. I hope they’re not monitoring his posts for ideas...: )


16 posted on 08/09/2014 11:32:28 AM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: John Semmens

Now this one definitely looks fishy, some of your others are hard to tell that they are satire.


17 posted on 08/09/2014 10:28:54 PM PDT by sickoflibs (King Obama : 'The debate is over. The time for talk is over. Just follow my commands you serfs""')
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