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2014 NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard
Multiple links in body of thread | May 9, 2014 | various

Posted on 05/09/2014 10:10:14 AM PDT by EveningStar

This year's NFL draft picks include Jadeveon Clowney, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard.

No, I'm not pulling your leg:

Houston Texans select Jadeveon Clowney No. 1 overall

Green Bay Packers select Ha Ha Clinton-Dix No. 21 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Cincinnati Bengals select Darqueze Dennard No. 24 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Those Key & Peele parodies aren't that much of an exaggeration:

East/West College Bowl - Key & Peele

East/West College Bowl 2 - Key & Peele

I probably missed a few, since I don't follow the NFL.


TOPICS: Society; Sports
KEYWORDS: darquezedennard; hahaclintondix; jadeveonclowney; nfl; nfldraft
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1 posted on 05/09/2014 10:10:14 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Perdogg

ping


2 posted on 05/09/2014 10:10:51 AM PDT by EveningStar
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3 posted on 05/09/2014 10:12:01 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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4 posted on 05/09/2014 10:13:15 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Well played!


5 posted on 05/09/2014 10:14:13 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: EveningStar

Does no one have Judeo-Christian names anymore?


6 posted on 05/09/2014 10:14:54 AM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: EveningStar

Somewhere He Hate Me from the XFL is feeling vindicated.


7 posted on 05/09/2014 10:15:10 AM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: EveningStar
Where's He Hate Me?


8 posted on 05/09/2014 10:15:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: EveningStar

It is probably racist to appear to make fun of their names.


9 posted on 05/09/2014 10:16:01 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: COBOL2Java

Rod Smart, actually made it to a Super Bowl with the Panthers.


10 posted on 05/09/2014 10:16:39 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: EveningStar

Good lord.

Back when black culture was a culture

It was Moses....George....Abraham....other bible names......stereotypically it was Tyrone and Leroy

Now its humiliating


11 posted on 05/09/2014 10:18:29 AM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: EveningStar

Just waiting for the day when players take on sponsor names like in Idiocracy.

“Taco Bell Jenkins scores a Touch Down!”


12 posted on 05/09/2014 10:18:48 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NEMDF

HaHa Clowney went to Clown College and was the best player the Bozo’s ever had


13 posted on 05/09/2014 10:19:00 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: GeronL
HaHa Clowney went to Clown College

He went to Bama, not FSU.

14 posted on 05/09/2014 10:20:25 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: NEMDF

Who cares

Free yourself from that yoke

Silliness or bad behavior is still that....Bufoonery Africanus or not


15 posted on 05/09/2014 10:21:23 AM PDT by wardaddy (we will not take back our way of life through peaceful means.....i have 5 kids....i fear for them)
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To: EveningStar

Demonstrating that Johnny Cash was right all along...


16 posted on 05/09/2014 10:21:58 AM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: dfwgator

To bad he couldn’t keep the XFL name... :0)


17 posted on 05/09/2014 10:22:55 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: EveningStar

Meh. Are those names any more ridiculous than Willard, Prince Danforth or Milhous?


18 posted on 05/09/2014 10:23:32 AM PDT by gdani (Every day, your Govt surveils you more than the day before)
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He went to South Carolina. He’s a Gamecock.


19 posted on 05/09/2014 10:28:41 AM PDT by Andy'smom
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20 posted on 05/09/2014 10:32:45 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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